Jeff Jensen

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@NoContextHumans A & B! You give C to your puppy.

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@catshouldnt Tater Tot!

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@Catshealdeprsn GG. Or Gigi. Cuz she’s a good girl!

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@Catshealdeprsn Gummy Bear!

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@MeidasTouch His lunch.

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@ameliaboone It looked like that in Omaha last night too.

[Maureen McCormick @MoMcCormick7]

be still my heart.

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@MarshaBlackburn Stop praying Marsha. You don’t care. You can help prevent the next one, but you won’t. You’ll keep praying. For what, who knows. You’ll sleep fine tonight, wake up tomorrow and continue your war on drag queens and naughty books.

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@EmSwiftly I don’t hold any grudges over a couple of angry geese. But I don’t run anywhere near them either!

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@youngjike @nflmemes A VERY personal foul.

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@ThatEricAlper John Denver, 9/10/1983, Nebraska State Fair

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@RexChapman Holy shit. That guy would’ve never played again. That was soooooo close!

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@NazzyJML Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Retweet this. Relentlessly.

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@jonlovett What’s all that green stuff? Couldn’t they fry it?

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@AndyRichter It holds up just fine if you play with real candy. I like the ice cream card the best.

[Allen Lazard 👑 @AllenLazard]

What more do you want!? 🌪 #BreeceforHeisman

[Jeff Jensen @cyclonejensen]

@realDonaldTrump 😂😂😂 You’re hilarious! You lost. Now stop questioning the integrity of our election process and go away.