tailgate 🗑️

he/him • former bomb disposal • sentient trash compactor • conjunx🩵 @TailgateHusband • definitely older than you • “in character”/parody account

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@FortMalewife yeah. that feels like what we should be doing. i’ll let rodimus know. he’s got enough on his plate right now.

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

the dog is back why is the dog back if cyclonus and gone and the dog is back where is cyclonus how are we supposed to find them

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@FortMalewife i’ve gone to his normal places when he freaks out but he’s not there i don’t even know where i’d start. i’ve looked a bit outside the ship but i’ve just been so nervous i can’t think straight

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@FortMalewife he’s been missing for two days now max i’m scared

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@SpringersWreck that was the first place i checked i know the places they would be and they aren’t there i just can’t do this right now i can’t do any of this right now

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

guys has anyone seen cyc? he didn’t come back to our hab last night and hasn’t responded to any messages or anything. i can’t locate his signal at all. i’m scared

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@SpringersWreck no no no no no why would overlord do anything please primus don’t let overlord have done anything i can’t do this alone

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@SpringersWreck i assumed they were with you??? if they’re not with you where are they???

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

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[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

oh but if it was about me there’d be crickets like we just don’t gaf the same when it comes to him

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@FortMalewife oh no no! we’re great! really max, don’t worry about it.

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@FortMalewife don’t worry about it fort max a lots been going on

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@TailgateHusband well there’s two options here; we’re both crazy, or he’s here.

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

i miss that one time i raced before i fell into that hole trying to get to the ark

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

the bots are liking tweets. and not the fun kind.

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

ugh i’m more of a nervous wreck than usual lately.

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

rodimus just followed me down a hall trying to get me to “toughen up” and “show him what i’ve got���??? does he not remember the like… several people??? that i??? yknow???

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

girl help! the horrors!

[tailgate 🗑️ @cyclonushusband]

@MalewifePoet i was already on my way