Cyclops Research

Be a one-eyed visionary

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Designing better hotels with extreme consumers #ux https://t.co/IWwGcNyJBJ

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I'm fluent in 5 computer languages. Why can't I switch off the bedside light at a Marriott? https://t.co/eJd2pOIvW0

[Larry Greg 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @TheHonRuss]

@DominicRaab Sorry, meant this:
https://t.co/uMrLbamCgD

[RUDE HEALTH @rudehealth]

Our Family Sized Almond Drink is so big that our stockists have kindly agreed to build separate facilities for it. Look out for the Almond Drink garage. Available from: Weightrose, More-issons, Planet Gigantic, Cost-co-lossal, and our very own website. Don't walk, run.

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You’re in a Remain constituency. You’re supposed to represent your constituents’ interests. I’m one of them. Looking forward to getting rid of you.

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@MarinaHyde

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#Brexit #IndicativeVote is basically the worst ever episode of Runaround

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Cc @ByDonkeys

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The queue for one ice cream van on #PeoplesVoteMarch is bigger than the #brexitbetrayal march

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@tom_watson Shame Jeremy was busy

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Cc @BitchesvBrexit

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Remain never had a slogan to match Take Back Control.

How about

Let’s Remain in the real world

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Cc @Tony_Robinson @JamesMcGrory

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Remain never had a slogan to match Take Back Control.

How about

Let’s Remain in the real world

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Gillette’s attempt to tackle toxic masculinity is a refreshing departure from 30 years of imagery that would make Freud choke on his cigar. My new article in @FastCompany https://t.co/DF0uPeZHzN

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“Brand purpose” is a lie https://t.co/CBmAaXSYtk

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@ArielDumas Bottled water. I couldn’t believe there were people who paid for water, like out of a tap, but in a bottle.

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Let’s live in the real world

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Wishing all my followers the best in the 2019 post-Brexit Thunderdome arena deathmatches. xxx

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50000 BC: sharp tools are invented
Literally 10 mins later:
https://t.co/W3rFIIH5cn

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Only 7 more sleeps until the @TheEconomist Christmas Special Double Issue! Six really; I can never sleep the night before.

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Archbishops as crisps is my new jam

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Reporters: Major Tom! Whose shirts do you wear?

Major Tom [Realising his shirt stealing years have finally caught up with him, closing the capsule door] I can never go home now.

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How market research messed up fruit HT @mrianleslie

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Sleep well, London. No robot will ever get past the Hangar Lane gyratory system. https://t.co/eX8jmHQORk