Our Family Sized Almond Drink is so big that our stockists have kindly agreed to build separate facilities for it. Look out for the Almond Drink garage. Available from: Weightrose, More-issons, Planet Gigantic, Cost-co-lossal, and our very own website. Don't walk, run.
Gillette’s attempt to tackle toxic masculinity is a refreshing departure from 30 years of imagery that would make Freud choke on his cigar. My new article in @FastCompany https://t.co/DF0uPeZHzN
Reporters: Major Tom! Whose shirts do you wear?
Major Tom [Realising his shirt stealing years have finally caught up with him, closing the capsule door] I can never go home now.