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she/her 🇵🇷 🍉

[jon @delillostan]

How it feels to ask your professor from 5 years ago to write you a letter of recommendation

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot take on the “women file for divorce more than men” debate:

Dude, if she used to book your dentist appointments for you, she knew she’d have to do the divorce paperwork, too.

[bay @6vampz9]

me watching jackass tonight

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[Ethan Simmie @EthanSimmie]

jackass best and lest is not only the end of a movie franchise but the true end of a cultural moment in time that combined boredom and stupidity with friends and cameras. it only exists out of the microcosm of time it was created in and nothing will ever be made like it again.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's helpful to have stuff like cybertrucks and meta glasses to make it easier to identify when someone is a huge loser right off the bat.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Correct. If you keep saying the elections are rigged, but you won all the elections, what does that mean?

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[Movies @Movies]

IT’S A HUGE PARTY

Wee Man talks about why seeing #Jackass in theaters is a MUST

[sandy @sandyhonig]

everything on tiktok is like “haircut theory” the theory being a haircut makes you look different

[eli 𖦏 @vqmpvalo]

“hi im johnny knoxville welcome to jackass”
poopies :

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die:

“Quickly.”

(https://t.co/wx07yqrhoK)

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[micheal @godsb0y]

every week is starting to feel the same

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

reading bella hadid's symptoms on her ig story and realising it's just symptoms of anorexia

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Heartwarming: woman uses Knicks-themed garbage can to gather trash following Finals Parade.