cass

[cass @cydissac]

hug your people a little tighter and remember how lucky you are to be able to do so

[cass @cydissac]

my toxic trait is me and jeff having a shared credit card and me just referring to it as “the monopoly money” card whenever we’re charging an unreasonably high amount of money

[cass @cydissac]

have y’all seen our government or???

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Why are antidepressants so popular in America?

[cass @cydissac]

alcohol is literally only fun while i’m drinking it and the second the buzz
wears off my body feels like absolute shit.. yet…. i still find the desire to consume it😅😅😅 pls make it
make sense

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Mt joy best band in the world

[cass @cydissac]

yk what i might be mentally ill but at least i can tell my grandkids i had a wedding during the summer of pink pony club

[cass @cydissac]

ppl who are able to throw a wedding and close on a house in the same year…… literally what underground scheme are you part of and how do i get involved

[cass @cydissac]

starting a petition for two things: 1. more water filling stations at the airport & 2. heated seats on airplanes…….. lmk if you want to sign

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[cass @cydissac]

Hobby Lobby being closed on sundays is ruining my life

[cass @cydissac]

glad to see you’re all respecting social etiquette and celebrating halloween this weekend. bc next weekend is the kick off of christmas szn and i will not be arguing about it.

[cass @cydissac]

if anyone needs me i’ll be at the court house FILING FOR DIVORCE bc jeff just said if i was a dog i’d be a chihuahua

[cass @cydissac]

I’m literally just asking to be able to afford my rent & groceries

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

instead of being able to object at weddings we should be able to object at nursing school graduations

[cass @cydissac]

actually got a replacement from my damaged luggage claim from an airline??? Have i just won the lottery???

[Mo @mohammed_chati1]

My mum asking me who I’m going out with like it’s not the same 2 cunts

[cass @cydissac]

listening i’m all for exhaling and letting go of what does not serve you but i NEEEEEDDDDDD some of you to stop borderline screaming via deep breath in the middle of a yoga class

[cass @cydissac]

i experience levels of fomo to the point that i know all of my besties are going to be together setting up for my bridal shower and i know i can’t be there too and i’m already upset about it

[cass @cydissac]

anyone who shows up to the beach without a chair is an absolute serial killer and there is nothing more to be said about that