Cydney Snyder

Cyd-ney not Cin-dy | bad driver | SMU alumna | she/they| 🏳️‍🌈

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

It’s panic attack szn

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

I need people to over share on the internet more because I am nosey and I want to know things

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

If people do not stop posting boy genius videos I will make such a financially irresponsible choice and fly to go see them it is killing me

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

@greysux666 Babe. What is happening here

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

Sitting in an interview committee resisting the urge to mention stick horse hurdling

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

The release of boygenius’s album, Queen Charlotte, grad schools finals, all converging at the end of an insane school year to facilitate me being the most mentally unstable I’ve ever been

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

Today is the one year anniversary of a child grabbing my arm so hard it left a bruise and telling me I should get killed for trying to take her school-issued Chromebook.
The worst thing that happened to me today is a child lied to me about having her phone. It’s good to be out.

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

4th graders are fun because they don’t know to complain about my music yet, which is why we spend “calm mornings” listening to Phoebe Bridgers

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

Sometimes I see two people and wonder how/why they’re still friends and I realize they’re just holding on for bridesmaids or a wedding invite 🫣

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

“I’d never be able to be a teacher I would go to JAIL” - my 4th graders

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

A week until my golden birthday and I’m a sad girl - my family and best friends are scattered over 5 different states, none of which I live in. Your 20s are lonely when you move a bunch and don’t make enough to travel🥲

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

Me- “A, when I was a student I was just like you”

Student B “Ms. Snyder why would you act like that”

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

I’m doing really well and not crying because my methods professors makes a three hour voice thread each week that we have to listen to before class and she talks so slow and there is no closed captioning and my ADHD brain wants to drop out of school now

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

Oops I forgot to take care of myself for like a year and now it’s caught up with me!!! The consequences of neglect!!!

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

Ignore this my wifi started to work

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

What if I had a mental breakdown in this Panera

[january rain (grey!) @greysux666]

yes my cane is an amazing mobility aid but it is also a good aid for “talk shit get hit”

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

@greysux666 @DlSCOURSElSDEAD I was like wow this looks a lot like my dog

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

I have a very specific trigger and that is The Crucible/any things Salem Witch trial related

[Cydney Snyder @cydney_snyder]

@iantps21 Thanks i got kicked in the vagina last week ❤️