Cydney Chelberg

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

@blatherwhick same

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

every time im hungover i google “how to cure a hangover” as if there is going to be new tips i don’t already know

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

the smell of fake tan always bring me back to spring term 2017 - on that note id give my left tit to go back to @Sasquatch

[. @SuiNeltwork]

Had to put down our employees today 🙏

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

one of my favorite regulars was my 1st customer today and she called me ethereal so ya its gonna be a good one

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

influencers posting for earth day in between their fast fashion sponsorships 🤡

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

i love when middle aged white men come into my shop, ask if they can “make some suggestions” and then don’t buy anything

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

if the SATs are cancelled now can i get a refund for all the hours & money i spent on prep?

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

my “american dream” is to leave

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

can we start a thing where we just don’t reward ppl w likes on their pandemic tropical vacation photos

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

genuinely do not understand the harley davidson tee trend & how it's gone on for this long but then again i wear an oversized flannel everyday so i'll shut up

[. @SuiNeltwork]

Whoever wins the big game tomorrow will not be coming to Disneyland. Thanks

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We will reopen when everything gets a little worse. Thank you

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

posting a bikini pic of yourself in tulum while our country is in the middle of a civil war (and a pandemic)? read the fucking room

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

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the grinch escaped from universal studios and is walking around looking for our christmas tree so he can shit on it

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

Things Emily hates:
- Footloose
- Bob Saget
- Blue bar soap
- True Religion
- The Chainsmokers
- Chevron print
- the show Friends

[Cydney Chelberg @cydneycay]

Some other popular things i confess to hate but try to love:
- minions
- animated shows/movies in general
& yes including spongebob
- bloody marys