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Tension nahi lo, فرینچ ٹوسٹ khao

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I am going to try and write a short poem a day. Going to write and post them here for the sake for some form of social accountability. Let's see how this goes!

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@winnie4prez No they aren't.

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Pahj Pahj warna ayy mandar maseeti, kadhi Mann apnay which warya naai...

[Jason Blakely @jasonwblakely]

“And men go abroad to admire the heights of mountains, the mighty waves of the sea, the broad tides of rivers, the compass of the ocean, and the circuits of the stars, yet pass over the mystery of themselves without a thought.”
― St. Augustine of Hippo, Confessions

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@winnie4prez What face did he make?

[Johann Spischak @SDGMasterglass]

The Children of Gaza

Banksy

[Zara Magnusson @zaramagnusson]

Meet Stuart Seldowitz, a former advisor to the White House who used to advise Obama on foreign policy.

He is a three-time winner of the State Department’s Superior Honour Award.

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

When you tell me to trust the testimonies of Zionist forces, as a Mizrahi Jew, I say pass.

Zionism had Israeli Jews dress up as our Iraqi neighbors and friends to massacre us, fellow Jews. Why? So that Mizrahi Jews would flee Iraq and help settle Palestinian homes cleared of Palestinians.

https://t.co/MJs46bAbnn

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Yaar koi iss cartoon ka account iss say wapis lay lo.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

I spoke with Minister @GantzBe yesterday. I reaffirmed Canada’s support for Israel and its right to defend itself, in accordance with international law, and emphasized the importance of taking all possible measures to protect civilians.

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@SyedIbrahim1137 Pakistan number 1 in everything brother.

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Loool tera dil kis nay tora meray bhai

[adam 🇺🇸 @personofswag]

“I hate smalltalk” is code for “I am a dogshit conversationalist and an uninteresting person”

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

The before and after photos for a “stunning new renovation” I’ve just seen on Instagram

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@winnie4prez Then bus waisay hi bolo na phir

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@Bariiiiiq You'd be surprised how gaming becomes more tenable once you're married. You have someone that forces you to do it in moderation

(6 hours is moderation right??? 🤔)

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@Bariiiiiq Lmao I thought he was gonna say distribute it to shorter women but dude was really looking out there for his boys.

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@Bariiiiiq Masha Allah, may you continue to be happy and find a joyful contentment in what you do.

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Is the term Rishta now used indiscriminately across different Muslim cultures?

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Twitter bohot bara kachra ha. I feel like any thing good you can get out of it can be found elsewhere as well, while the bad is unique to this app.

[Dr Charlotte Houldcroft @DrCJ_Houldcroft]

My favourite study of "how often does a family with small children get a respiratory infection?" is this one, from the USA:
https://t.co/fepEzs4A6Q
Children <5y have one of 16 common respiratory viruses detected in a nasal swab 50% of the year!

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A great decision I made years ago was quitting big brand sodas. It's not very hard to do once you get over it, now it's almost too easy.

I've probably had two glasses in the last 14 years. That too cause I was offered without asking by a host and refusal would be disrespectful.

[Calley Means @calleymeans]

Early in my career, I consulted for Coke to ensure sugar taxes failed and soda was included in food stamp funding.

I say Coke's policies are evil because I saw inside the room.

The first step in playbook was paying the NAACP + other civil rights groups to call opponents racist

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@jinnahbad14 😅 sorry bhai naraz mat hoon plz

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Why do I see so many (aspiring?) writers on Twitter?

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

LMAO