cydnee ↟

i sneezed on the tweet and the tweet got sickah

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

When ur parents ask about ur dating life.

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

@kenzeylou I’m not that funny anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

I just want to know what passes through a toddler’s brain when they see a tea towel that makes them go “absolutely not” and rip it off the oven 50 times a day.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

it doesn’t sit right with me that kids nowadays are getting new music from TikTok. they should be getting it the proper way. from the Gossip Girl soundtrack

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

@Delta what’s the deal with all the delayed flights out of Orlando?

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

@itsabsaf This is my biggest struggle working in the medical field. Like sorry, do you have a medical degree? No? Then your opinion does not matter.

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

@CecProff Go to ikea and order my kitchen cabinets 🥰 then eat at the copper onion and go hug all my friends. Just long, lingering, tight hugs. I miss those from my friends

[Church News @the_churchnews]

8 new temple locations are:
Bahía Blanca, Argentina; Tallahassee, Florida;
Lubumbashi, Democratic Republic of the Congo;
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania;
Benin City, Nigeria;
Syracuse, Utah;
Dubai, United Arab
Emirates;
and Shanghai, People’s Republic of China.
#GeneralConference

[Sudeep Agarwala @shoelaces3]

Friends, I learned last night over Zoom drinks that ya'll're baking so much that there's a shortage of yeast?! I, your local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here to tell you this: THERE IS NEVER A SHORTAGE OF YEAST. Here's where I'm a viking. Instructions below.

[Melinda Taub @MelindaTaub]

What's the most visually beautiful movie you've ever seen?

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

THIS is the content I need right now

[Atlanta Humane @atlantahumane]

Our puppies just had the best. day. ever.

They got to explore the @GeorgiaAquarium while it is closed to the public. They made all sorts of exciting discoveries and lots of new friends!

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Let’s read! https://t.co/dmHWtH6PAS

[Rural Juror @MaxBenson5]

The fault lines in Utah today

https://t.co/UWXQkfKYOP

[The Killers @thekillers]

But this is.

[John Nichols @NicholsUprising]

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing.

#COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

Girls will tell their friends “if I’m still single at 25 I’m going on The Bachelor” like girl the man you’re texting is talking to 7 other girls rn you’re already on the show

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

@isabelledbaker Yes! Olympus right? Small world!

[cydnee ↟ @cydsqui]

I am “take a Dramamine and an Advil before going to Lagoon” years old.