cymshaady

24 | yxe | me & my random every observations

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

@anchors_ahoy This is embarrassing but Bella from the Twilight Series is what I thought of 🤨

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

started my new job @ USask and am sooooo fucking happy. My AVP bought me lunch today and insisted I get a beer AND dessert too. Fuck. Me. Up. 😭

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

Guys who look like dimes but fuck like nickels: dickels,, if you will

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

I have this bad habit of making pizza just so I can dip it in ranch... and my mom doesn’t even have ranch 😥

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

me and my female roommate chatting: yeah, she just got an iud the other day male roommate who is totally oblivious to everything: oh shit, how long did she lose her license for

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

Well I quit my job today... that was fun.

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

😐😑

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

today my roommate said, “I’m gonna go nap. I’m not tired. I just don’t want to be awake” and I...felt that

[Saskatoon Police @SaskatoonPolice]

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[cymshaady @cymshaady]

Impromptu middle of the night roady to Edmonton in the middle of the night? Free booze, drugs and gas? And a free trip to west Ed? COUNT. ME. IN.

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

Pulled over today in a blitz for allegedly “speeding in a school zone”..... The cop knew my mom and decided instead of giving me a ticket he was gonna text her and have her deal with me. F M L #pray4me

[Katy @lustrelux]

Wow this college admissions scandal... ��� Imagine all the qualified students that worked their asses off and got screwed because of it

[Global Saskatoon @GlobalSaskatoon]

Man with gunshot wound flees from 2 suspects to Saskatoon hospital #yxe https://t.co/7iOnxLxlQf

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

One time I was called an unhinged drunk and I never got it until tonight when I literally threw myself at a guy assaulting my friend. If this is unhinged then bring it on. I will always fight for the safety of my girls..... I dare you to fuck with me.

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

got accepted back into uni today & already worried about how im gonna write my finals while working full time 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 shit

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

@sarahloy8 I once had a class with 2 essays worth 50% each and it was the only time I ever questioned if I truly needed a university education

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

Forever exploring the unknown (usually in search of alcohol)

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

I hope I never get to the point I don’t care about my skin enough that I turn into brown leather like the majority of elders I’ve met on my Mexico trip

[cymshaady @cymshaady]

Comes to Mexico, gets an OG SK farmers tan 😤