Cyn City

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Cyn is back!!!! Haven't tweeted in awhile!! #heybitches

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

You can have 2 people at the park and the cop will come but you can have 20+ people up here drunk and no cops come! #howsthathappen?

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Before you never had to worry about cops, now you see cops like every other day! #scary

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, bitches be trippin.

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Knowing everybody in town, cause its such a small town!

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Like nobody in cyn has their license, so they are all always stuck in that lame ass town! #sadtweet

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Only time the town cop leaves his house is at 11pm every night to kick all of us out of the park! #asshole

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Mexican always sits at the park late at night and "talks on the phone" #creep

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Old lady used to let us get a drink from her hose, now she decides to put poison around it for "her plants". She's trying to kill us!

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

The ice cream truck comes twice a year, and you pretty much gotta pay $15 for a pushpop! #expensive

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Can't even walk to the coke machine to get a 50 cent coke without getting stabbed. #becareful

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Don't blink while driving through here, you wouldn't even know you drove through it. #smalltown

[Cyn City @cyncity_47612]

Our town population: 50% Mexicans, 2% Blacks, 48% Whites! #sadtweet