Lou Hoo

She-wizard of freedom and excellence. Cupcake Warrior with Power Icing. Future bride of Mr. Fauxcheaux.

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@PjGibbs10 @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @rhoback It’s 41 to 17. Who cares.

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@PardonMyTake @rhoback If you understand the intense rivalry between these two teams over years and years, this isn’t shocking to anyone. Saints fans can always call the Falcons “classless” and they can do the same. They hate each other. Arthur Smith can eat a turd. He and Dennis should dine together.

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

Vance Joy - 'Riptide' Official Video https://t.co/w670qZKlnR via @YouTube

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@buitengebieden @nrborer I want this dog

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@champsuperstar Everyday. Just don’t overcompensate with vitamins and supplements- you’ll get all the symptoms and think you’re dying. I’ve also taken a hiatus from the murder channel and all true crime. Too much...

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@nicoleaimee @MyFavMurder I don’t think they think about it. I think they just start murdering people and cross their fingers.

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@_ItsSavannah_ a five gallon bucket of chocolate milk.

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

technology is the worst thing for our parents. Kill me. after 2hrs on the phone w mom, i have a new appreciation for ppl in tech support. ❤️

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@BrianSimp1977

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

a lot of people watched the stupid inauguration. I watched epi1/s.2 of Baskets. Shorter, more realistic, better clowns. Thx @galifianakisz

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

My 67 year old mother just said 'Oh Snap!'

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

The hits from the election just keep coming. When will it end?!?! Thanks for the update @nytimes. PLEASE keep us posted!!!! https://t.co/Fn8eKzFCz4

[The New York Times @nytimes]

As ratings plummet, NFL considers reducing ads and length of games https://t.co/rlnwwUfUmp

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

If I make a dumb / somewhat amusing joke about #Trump his supporters get furious. If I call them "fat pigs" they'd elect me President.

[L'Orange @LOrangeMusic]

Another shot from our show in Munich. Doing my best DJ impression. Thanks to Flo for the photos https://t.co/2VwvwL6Er1

[L'Orange @LOrangeMusic]

Shot from the show at Munich. I'm more handsome as a silhouette. Tomorrow we're in Holland at… https://t.co/ZA7myMu5gL

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@jimjefferies never thought i'd say this...Damn it feels good to be a smoker.

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@toddchrisley @_ItsSavannah_ @JulieChrisley @LindsieChrisley Spending the day w Faye has been added to my bucket list. No cameras required.

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

i thought i'd won the lottery with my @TitosVodka sunglasses & fanny pack but then i scored earbuds. Tito Bevridge doesn't half-ass. Ever.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Donald Trump's musings on God manage to be insane, stupid AND evil. Hard to pull off, but he nails it:

[Lou Hoo @cyndiwiseman]

@adenyoungRTFY @ClayneCrawford @abigailspencer #ashleylecontecampbell !!!! u know how much I Iove you. i can't handle it. yur my oprah. duh