Chag

Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Chag has fancy plans. And pants to match.

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Oh yeah... 'Bigfoot Hunt' Goes Wrong, Ends With Man Shot, Three Arrested http://t.co/aRTCw1WVQA via @HuffPostWeird

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The Sad Story Of Snuffy The Seal:
http://t.co/qglYVRj0Bg

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Guest Post: Lie Ins: How To Ensure You Get One Every So Often: http://t.co/mVquqQp9BR

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Just saw where GNR was added to the Governors Ball in NYC. Kanye headlining one night, Axl the next. Man...

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On that note, do you know how long it's been since I've been to a concert (or anything resembling a concert)? W-A-Y too long.

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Anyone else going to see YGG in Charlotte on the 18th? #yogabbagabba #bizisdabomb

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Winslow is a Patriot?

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Would you like to write for Culture Brats? Details here: http://t.co/ZcU9WX3o

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OK. No one has *always wanted* to write for Culture Brats. Maybe I should rephrase that.

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Have you always wanted to write for Culture Brats?

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Do you love music? Movies? Television? All three?

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Favorite song in the world right now: http://t.co/nFoQupw2

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Wow! Make sure you read the @daddytypes exposé on The Snooki of Dadbloggers: http://t.co/8Uhypc5R

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@josetteplank If Twitter had a Constitution or Ten Commandments or something like that, this would have to be #3 on either list.

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I have a weakness for those pop-punk boy bands. There. I said it. Move along now.

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@lauriewrites Agreed. Makes me glad I changed direction. No drama.

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Heels won. Duke lost. Good day.

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I need theme music. And possibly a catchphrase. But definitely theme music.

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I have two dice, one marble, and four dimes in my pocket. I'm ready for something, I just don't know what it is.

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@Astrogirl426 Exactly!