Daddy Types

been publishing the blog for new dads since 2004.

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twitter can pry this somewhat inactive username from my cold, dead fingers

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@KatyFawITV Hi Katy, thx, but we're traveling right now, in DC for a couple of days, and won't be back in the city til mid July.

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Rockville MD Hilton lobby, b'fast bagels gone. Giving @petcobra @daddyclay and @mochadad one more hour to show, then I'm out #HGIDCadventure

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Srsly. Of all mornings to start using the toothbrushing timer.

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Duvets are to sheets what Velcro is to shoe laces. The kid losing an important life skill is more than offset by parents' sanity gain.

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So nick mom. A comedy program whose marketing strategy is airing on the last channel your tv was on. Also "our token dad"

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Ah, finally: DadWagon subsidiary Daddy Types follows up on our post about the "Chaos of Childcare." Thanks, dude.... http://t.co/DMtLuhx7

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Any studies out there on shared iPads as stomach flu vectors?

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One family all started puking last night, turning our beach house into one of those sick cruise ships. All Clorox wiping like Howard Hughes.

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MoMAmazing #centuryofthechild

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Kid asks if she has a milk mustache, I try to be positive and not mention that it's a John Waters.

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Taught K2 to ID car badges, now she won't stop. It's auto brand empowerment run amok. Also, BMW is a pizza, and Acura is tweezers.

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Hell is other peoples' gender reveal twitter parties.

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It's like watching a car crash from behind glass. Powerless witness to disaster.

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I'm a dadblogger who can't blog, stuck on St John with only an iPad, while the world goes to hell in a gender reveal twitter party.

[Jamie Grayson @TheJamieGrayson]

btw, the gender is being revealed via cupcakes from @treatcupcake....i am trying not to eat one before @charchronicles is ready #PinkOrBlue

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K2, usu so annoyed with me by the end of the day, apparently cried bec I'm out of town for 5 days. Did not expect that.

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I guess it's time to come clean: the kid & k2 are composites, created for dramatic dadblogging purposes. We actually have six daughters.

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Dreamt I was asking the kid to RT because her Klout score was higher for piranha. I have no idea.