Simon

Self-assured no gimmicks. Savoring life 1 day @ a time

[CrystäLink @ckA_mara]

@CynicalGuy_ @InK_era35 remember this https://t.co/nA8z9VHRGh

[CrystäLink @ckA_mara]

Happy Birthday @CynicalGuy_ 😊🎉🎉

[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

JUST IN: Intern doctors announce total withdraw of labor services in public hospitals due to threats #NTVNEWS

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

Just saw this @Nelly11_ good stuff

[if i speak… @fewtchmygoat]

“Sister Brernice you missed rehearsal last week.”

“Well it was becau-“

“It do not matter. Rest of y’all, from the top.” https://t.co/3Lyo99Hojs

[LXMIL @Slighcetunes]

How Jamaican girls say they love you: https://t.co/vlCqb82mgJ

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

@MamaKLA @CapitalFMKenya I'm good!!! I used those exclamation points to reciprocate your energy

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

Who said "the heart" is a closed place

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Alvin “AND” The Chipmunks? Motherfucker, you’re a chipmunk too!

[Maritza🎙 @MamaKLA]

@CapitalFMKenya see you soon? Okay on the real guys, have your friends liked this https://t.co/dGROmESbSO. 😊😊😊 mama needs a paycheck

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

@MamaKLA @CapitalFMKenya Jean told me about this yesterday good luck

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

@drmiriamo @melaniemalaika This guy reminds me of Prior Phillip in Pillars https://t.co/mPv8JBbXpY

[TIME @TIME]

Pope Francis says no to cigarette sales in Vatican City https://t.co/ikLmQSXzjl

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

@alvinOAK I wish I said that 😌

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

When Jan said she gave birth in a tub & Creed said her bathwater must have looked like the tide at Omaha beach

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

@alvinOAK My niece saw the album art of Jesus Piece on my phone & asked why Jesus' beard was red

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

The hooch

[Simon @CynicalGuy_]

@melaniemalaika