Jim Cynical

Your P&L isn't your self-worth 💪📊

Trading for a living

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JPMorgan Traders Spot An Unusual Pattern; Fear Rising Market Complacency, Record Crowding https://t.co/sXnE4nyBGs

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True words

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@FFS_WhatNow The trust fund kids are always the most left leaning ones. So bored, so useless.

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@zerohedge The worst is yet to come

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@Anglo_Saxo @StandUptoWoke I don't think they need to have ILR to vote. Anyone who moves here on a normal visit can vote from day 1.

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@wongthink @StandUptoWoke Commonwealth residents WITHOUT ILR can already vote in national elections.

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@StandUptoWoke They ALREADY have a vote. Foreign nationals from the commonwealth (see India, Pakistan etc) can already vote in national elections.

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@KobeissiLetter @Kalshi This is always opposite of what the reality is.

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It seems pretty clear that Trump's plan all along was a flat 10% tariff on imports—disguised by the usual noise, mayhem, and headline-making synonyms that constitute his reality TV show of a presidency.

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@OwainClatworthy Get a stocks and shares ISA and park your cash there, it's not rocket science!

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@CloudWhiz90 @PolitlcsUK So the middle class can't park their cash in a stocks and shares ISA?

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@Richard84958475 @JamesMelville You don't need to do that, just open a stocks and shares ISA and park your cash there. It's the same damn thing. Come on.

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@YookayResident @PolitlcsUK @FT Why can't you put your money in a stocks and shares ISA, what's the difference?

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@ACGreenwood What's the difference with putting your cash in a stocks and shares ISA?

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3/ Broker cash balances: IG’s ISA paying 4.25% on idle cash, Interactive Brokers ISA up to 4.1%. No cash ISA nonsense, just park it and earn. Move on with your life.

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Alright, screw the Cash ISA limit noise—it's a distraction. Here’s three ways to dodge that mess, no fluff:
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2/ Ultra-short bond funds: iShares £ Ultrashort Bond UCITS ETF (ERNS) or Lyxor Smart Overnight Return (CSH2) on LSE. Low risk, GBP-based, steady returns. Why bother with ISA caps?