Cynical Lab Servant 🌻

Biology grad, travel enthusiast, music devotee. Lover of nature & animals. Professional vampire🩸| MLS (ASCP) 🔬 | Recycled stardust/borrowed energy. she/her

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

Forever and for always 💕

[ALT 96.5 @alt965kc]

We’re still gonna call it Sandstone.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@BehizyTweets You want to ride his dick so bad. It's okay boo! Come out of the closet and be your best self ❤

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@BehizyTweets Bro you look like your mom drank when she was pregnant with you.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@BehizyTweets Cum guzzling a fascist is not a very Christian of you.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@BehizyTweets You know he'd deport you if he could, right?

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@993Porsche @BehizyTweets @Cholly Quadruple*

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@BehizyTweets What's your mom's address? I need to send her a postcard on the importance of swallowing so the world doesn't end up with dipshits like you.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@BehizyTweets I can't stand bigots who talk out their ass, but here you are.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@BehizyTweets So you admit the game was rigged??

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@PopBase How the literal fuck did the one no one remembers win?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@dalepartridge Tell me you're incapable of pleasing a woman without telling me.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@vmas @Eminem @MTV Nothing will top the '09 VMAs

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@gagazoldyckk My Roman Empire.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@StreamShallow It's exhausting that everyone feels the need to include Taylor on *every* voting list. While she's not my cup of tea, I get why she's on the 'top album' or 'top track' lists bc she very popular but her VMA performance does not even remotely belong in the top 10, much less top 2.

[Cynical Lab Servant 🌻 @cynicallab92]

@NLN Shit like this is why literally NO ONE should be seen or treated by NPs.

[Steve Carroll DO MEd @embasic]

@NLN 750 clinical hours is too much??? More education is a bad thing???

I can’t begin to describe how bad of a look this is

It’s a race to the bottom

[John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields]

@RyanMarino Ginger ale, chicken noodle soup, and Bob Barker got me through most childhood illnesses

[Kei @keicherri]

my moms cat was acting sick so we went to the vet turns out she is healthy but she is jealous of the attention that im getting (im sick) so we are acting like she is the sick one so she wont be jealous anymore 😐

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

@TheeJoelLopez Follow no man who condemns his neighbor’s path when his own is paved with self righteousness.

[Enjoyer of Men 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇭🇺🇺🇸 @the_man_enjoyer]

@TheeJoelLopez How are you feeling to communicate with your wife at all over the screeching of five feral homunculi and her constantly being in labor?