Day 1 of trying Elf on the Shelf for the 1st time w/ my kids:
I don’t see why people complain, this is kinda fun and cute.
Day 12:
Oh fucking fuck where do we put it now?
Whenever I look at the top 10 trending on Netflix it’s always like:
1. Haunted something or other
2. Serial killers
3. More murder
4-9. Some combination of the above
10. Cocomelon
It was cute when my 3 year old was naming everyone in our family and included the dog.
But then she finished with, “and Roomba” and I’m not sure how to feel.
Took my 5 year old daughter on an egg hunt today, it was awesome. The grocery store down the street from us had a dozen for $0.89.
Daughter was not impressed.