Cynical Indoorsy

'Everything is poetry, except that which is prose'

[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

REVIEW: Big storylines were a lowlight for 2023. A promising beginning quickly became pessimistic, unwatchable, and unwanted. New milestones were overshadowed by a distinct lack of development. Stale, frustrating, weary, and ad-filled. Ratings suffer despite positive subplots. ⭐️

[Batley Poets @BatleyPoets]

Just a couple of days to go. See our Eventbrite page for more details and to register #EveryoneWelcome #PoetryAndTheClimate

[Batley Poets @BatleyPoets]

Another alert for you. Join us at Batley Library on Saturday 29th April at 2pm for a special #ClimateEmergency poetry session to raise awareness and celebrate the richness of our world #EveryonesWelcome

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[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

REVIEW: 2022 saw a return to regularly scheduled programming with traditional themes. Fresher storylines gave dramatic turmoil, unexpected endings, and cliffhangers. Travel segments made a comeback. Unwatchable in parts but enjoyable overall. New platform next year? ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Great Get Together @great_together]

📍 Live or work in North Kirklees?

This week is the LAST CHANCE to join our free belonging workshop series and we would love more sign-ups from those with little or no prior experience in community building.

Register today ⬇️
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[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

Eid Mubarak! https://t.co/LgFZBPBaAQ

[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

REVIEW: After last year's surprise renewal, 2021 filled itself with side stories. Instead of focusing on the main - albeit desperate - storyline, chaotic and childish subplots reigned again. Regurgitated plots made for forgettable viewing, but glimmers of improvement give hope.⭐️

[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

Eid Mubarak! Food-distancing has come to an end. https://t.co/LgFZBPBaAQ

[Mohamed Saloo @muhmdibneahmd]

First task of the day.
Thank you to everyone who has placed an order, the signed request is being actioned as you read this. Truly overwhelmed.

To buy #BatleyLad #Loss click the link for details or if I know you & you're local DM me for a local delivery.
https://t.co/BYMfMP2daE

[Mohamed Saloo @muhmdibneahmd]

Deep breath.
Dear World,
Here are my first poetry books #BatleyLad and #Loss.
Click the link for details or if I know you and you're local DM me for a local delivery.
I'll now try and control this wide smile.
https://t.co/BYMfMP2daE
@BatleyPoets
@BatleySmile
@BilalSaloo

[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

REVIEW: 2020 has been one of those desperate, hare-brained years where some ridiculously inconceivable storyline is thrown at the show in the hopes of lifting ratings, 'pushing boundaries' and getting renewed. Compelling, chaotic, childish and confusing. Skims cancellation. ⭐

[variava @_Variava_]

For those that may not know, we run a family catering business.

Please do share and support !!

[Batley Poets @BatleyPoets]

This Bright Morning by @jaxdarnbrough #WednesdayPoetry #ClickTheLink https://t.co/mnbuowKNOU

[Batley Poets @BatleyPoets]

Making a Meal of It, by Mohamed Saloo #ThursdayPoetry #ClickTheLink #PreBrexitMenu https://t.co/FXg7b54bt3

[Batley Poets @BatleyPoets]

Eid Mubarak to everyone that's celebrating today!

[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

Eid Mubarak!

[Batley Poets @BatleyPoets]

I Am Eighty, by Afzal Khan #ClickTheLink #TuesdayPoetry https://t.co/6nzroIVK17

[Batley Poets @BatleyPoets]

We're having a (virtual) Get Together this Saturday 5-7pm. Message us, email [email protected] or register via the link if you want to take part #ClickTheLink #VirtualPoetry
https://t.co/95hyzmFSfw

[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

Eid Mubarak! Food-distancing regulations have now been lifted. https://t.co/LgFZBPBaAQ

[Cynical Indoorsy @cynicalzenith]

Can't remember when this food-distancing started, but hearing rumours restrictions may be eased soon.