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19 || wife, diva, mother. 🧸💙
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turning this account into my mom shitpost account. 🍼👶🏼

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recent fb marketplace find because I have to give my husband the full wife experience!!

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@glisine in two months he’ll officially be one. I’m SICK.

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@anisenot you can do pretty much anything when pregnant if you’re pure of heart. ❤️ (obviously not drugs. pls not that stuff guys. I just mean like hot tubs, deli meat, etc).

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@Tigress_X best setup.

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@caleighgilden I have still dodged this, but baby peed in the tub today for me. 😭

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@glisine he’s learning how to do taxes.

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@holyhomemaking this. I’m not shaming any new mother, but you guys do NEED to be cleaning yourself. liek for mental and physical health. I understand there are hard babies out there, but like you said, they can fuss/cry for 5 minutes.

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everyone always has horror stories about their in laws and like husbands side of the family but I cannot relate. like esp with my SIL I feel so blessed. my bestie.

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@sunfwrpwr we’re all being hit with no sleep out here.

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baby has been asleep for 5 hours and counting but I cannot fall asleep for the life of me. it’s 1:20am and I just keep tossing and turning…

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I folded and got the e20’s with the heating feature…

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someone convince me I don’t need a 5th pump… (I’m eyeing the eufy s1’s)

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I need to start wearing clothes around the house because every photo my husband takes of me I look like a fat chud.

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vinted has been my new favourite thing as a sahm. I’ve bought 10 items so far… but I’ve sold 5 so it kinda evens out!

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@glisine let me know how it is. 😭

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@sugarstreusel time to change that bio from future milf to just MILF.

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embracing being a mom by rewatching keeping up with the kardashians.

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@sugarstreusel nearest mother. I’m giggling.

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I’ve been feeling phantom kicks these past two days and it’s so trippy. why do I feel like I have a 25 week baby inside of me. it’s not gas.

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@sugarstreusel STILL?!