My Tulpa? Triggered

*cant think of anything funny to say so uses stale joke of not having anything funny to say because hahaha so original*

[The Sims @TheSims]

Absolutely adorable. #TheSims4 Toddler Stuff will be available on August 24th. #TS4Toddlers https://t.co/RiyqdAuni2

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

QUEEN @TRISHAPAYTAS #CBBTrisha

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This weekend, why not grab some arbys, head down to the beach, walk into the sea and leave it all behind

Eat arbys

[wenna jithers @jennnagrace]

@csydelko my friend @SarSarPete found your digication from depaul

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

Coachella outfit ? 🤔🤔

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Looking at you, Jesus.

[Baby's names @Babysnames]

Bro, We Are Teens . Its Ok To Cry Around Me . Im Ur Best Friend . I Love You . ... Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...

[valentina @TWENTITEEN2032]

-the annoying theatre kids
-got in trouble for vaping in the handicapped stall once
-gay but had sex together once just to "experiment"

[Mary von Aue @von_owie]

Modern discourse

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

damn, i need me a girl who is:
-very strong 💪👊
-has a tool set 🔨🔩
-good at using the tools 💅👩
-i actually just need help building a shed 🤘😔🤘

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

DATE: What's your favourite movie?

ME: Kill Bill

DATE: Oh. I prefer things more sophisticated

ME [long pause] Killiam William

[John McCarthy @JohnGeeMcCarthy]

I like this picture of Jesuscemi

[Brendaniel @BrendanielH]

Hold me in your arms Garf. Tell me the secrets to happiness Garf.

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm.

[rob elliott @rockymomax]

Politician 1: yay or nay?
Politician 2: yay
Politician 3: yay
Politician who is a horse: neigh
Politician 5: there's a big fuckin surprise

[Nick Cash @HWYMG]

Thought I seen something Fishy in Jacks video did some research looked at some key frames and HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS!!!

[CupcakKe @CupcakKe_rapper]

Lana omg 😍 lannnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa