A man walked into a bar and there was a robot bartender.
The robot asked, "What will you have?"
The man said, "A beer."
The robot handed the man the coldest beer he's ever had and asked, "What's your IQ?"
The man said, "168."
The robot then proceeded to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The man left, but he was curious, so he went back into the bar.
The robot bartender asked, "What will you have?"
The man said, "A beer."
Again, the robot brought him the coldest beer he's ever had and asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man said, "100."
The robot then started to talk about IPL, bollywood gossip, and trip to Goa.
The man left but found it all very interesting, so he went back to try it one more time.
Again the robot asked, "What will you have?"
The man said, "A beer,"
Again the robot brought him the coldest beer he's ever had and asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man said, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leaned in real close and said very slowly, “Badhai ho !!! Paw paw ne waar rukwa di !!!”
Here is the producer of Kerala Story thanking RSS:
'We would not have been able to make Kerala Story if we had not received guidance & support from RSS. The RSS was our guardian angel"
Yet as per some people, Kerala Story was not a propaganda movie & had no political angle
The cost of this Chinese cheap light is Rs 1699 online. Hindus donated more than Rs 3,500 croers to Shri Ramjanbhoomi Trust. And trust has installed a cheap Chinese plastic bulb resembling flame in the place where they could have burnt a diya. The cost of burning a akhanda diya 🪔 is not much. It would had also given employments to some Hindu devotees too. This is what happens when Hindu temples are managed by politicians and not devotees.
Her name is Rohini Sindhuri.
She is a 2009 batch IAS officer posted in Karnataka.
In 2018, she was the District Collector of Hassan. She discovered illegal sand mining happening every night from the rivers in her district. She stopped it.
Local politicians were furious. They went to the Chief Minister.
Within days, she was transferred out of Hassan.
She fought it in the Karnataka High Court. The court ruled her transfer was illegal and ordered the government to reinstate her.
The government reinstated her.
Then transferred her again.
She went back to court. She kept going back to court every single time the system tried to silence her.
Between 2018 and 2023, she was transferred seven times. Each transfer came within weeks of her exposing something.
She never stopped working. She never stopped filing cases. She never stopped showing up.
India has a system where honesty is punished with transfers. Rohini Sindhuri refused to accept that as her final answer.
She is still in service today.
Follow for real stories about people who refused to quit.
Narendra Modi has failed to achieve ceasefire between the Kuki and Meitei communities in Manipur.
We are expecting him to achieve a ceasefire between the US and Iran.
Even Nepalese are now scolding Indians for poor civic sense.
An Indian went to Nepal for tourism.
There, he spat gutka on the road from a moving car.
Some Nepalese stopped his car and made him clean the gutka from the road.
Even Nepalese are improving now… when will Indians ?
Ultimately he also said that this is not India, this is Nepal, think how shameful this is. 😭
Just 15 days back, BJP MLA inaugurated a Pontoon bridge in Mirzapur, UP
And it collapsed today, it took only 15 days to collapse, now imagine the level of corruption happened 😵💫
The ECI already holds this data in structured form. It chose to release scanned images instead — effectively locking out public scrutiny. We broke that barrier. Here's everything we found, in full, open to verification: https://t.co/dwwZ1vgiEq
Bhakt was protesting against Muslims for eating non-veg and throwing bones
The same day Local caught him eating Chicken masala in a restaurant.
He was begging not to upload the video on the internet when caught.
This is the reality of Virat Hindus Bhakt
Got an email from X saying that they received a blocking order from the Indian Ministry of Electronics and Information Technology citing Section 69A of the Information Technology Act, 2000, regarding my X account.
So, Exposing the fake propaganda and false narrative set by the BJP Minister and Official handles is not allowed now?
After astrologer Ashok Kharat to Minister Narhari Zirwal to now the arrest of self declared god, Rishikesh Vaidya, who has ties with political bigwigs of Mahayuti alliance.
It’s all happening in Maharashtra. https://t.co/RzvauTKbRi
This explains why I kept a safe distance from Modi from the time he assumed power in May 2014. I did not even go to gift him a copy of my book on him. Just sent an unsigned copy through his favourite bureaucrat Bharat Lal!
The names of women who were made MPs and ministers by Modi due to intimacy with him were being whispered loudly enough within Sanghi power networks right at the outset. That is why I took precautions very early on.
The names of those like Hardeep Puri who provided him special services while he was Gujarat CM were also being shared in hushed tones as soon as Hardeep and Jaishankar were included in the Cabinet!
In 2014, when I went for lectures to America, there too tales of his aiyyashi were doing the rounds.
Appointment of 12th pass Smriti Irani as Education Minister had given credence to other scandals, till then hidden from public view.
The scandal involving Mansi Soni had already reached the Supreme Court.
Someone close to Modi gave me a whole set of papers submitted in the Supreme Court by the incarcerated IAS officer who too was having a rollicking time with Soni.
In addition, people from Gujarat, including some of those close to Modi, shared with me disgusting stories of his sickly dalliances with women while he was Gujarat CM.
And earlier while he was pracharak and BJP office bearer!
Hearing those stories, I became so averse to his presence that I avoided even those functions, including marriage receptions, where Modi was likely to show up!
So traumatized I was by the gory accounts that I actually sank into deep depression in 2014 which deeply impacted my health. Went for 21 days to an Ayurvedic healing centre in Coimbatore in 2015 in the hope of recovering from multiple shocks.
I remember when I shared my grief at the reports I was hearing with a very senior RSS intellectual, he shrugged it off saying, "why are you so shocked? Why should his personal life bother any of us?"
The appointment of #pornpeddler Amit Malviya as BJP's Social
Media incharge was yet another proof of the inclinations of the top bosses of BJP!
I might have overlooked his predatory sexual conduct, if he had done well on other fronts.
But his aggressive peddling of genocidal vaccines and brazen attempts at crushing Hindu samaj and demonizing Hindu dharma, his outrageous patronage of Bheemtas and Meemtas to launch lethal attacks on Hindus, his slavish conduct vis a vis the Globalist Mafia, his devilish conduct in persecuting Hindus during the Kathua Kand (described in detail in my book The Girl From Kathua, A Sacrificial Victim of GhazwaE Hind) and much else, made me realize in the first term itself that we are saddled with a Satanic ruler, a CIA plant who has been put in power to wreck India, and decimate Hindus!
Modi's personality disorders have convinced me that we should pay far more attention to sexual corruption of our leaders.
Those who are compromised on this front very easily succumb to blackmail by enemies of Bharat, than those who are financially corrupt!
Will soon provide proof of how he is being blackmailed from day one.
Hence the vulgar 56 inchiya boasts!