L’amour de Dieu

Matt 5:14 , building Gaghari ✈️

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

May I never forget I am living in one of my answered prayers as I wait for my next one
#grateful

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Renike @iamrenike]

Oct 20, 2020. We will never forget. 🕊️

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Printing Photos and storing them in a Photo Album.

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

Been a minute, have a great week 🫶

[S. @sashaaay_away]

Counting calories really makes you realize you’ve been eating for a small family of four.

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

The wedding moments we got to see this week >>>>>>

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

I have worked for my salary this week

[Asanwa causing trouble 🇬🇧🇬🇧 @iamyeychii]

Would really love to get gifted an advent calendar this year

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

@Supremendubisi @apcollective Sings “only Jesus can save, only Jesus can save…..”🎶🎶🎶

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

Iya Amina is so annoying

[Nathaniel Bassey @nathanielblow]

Haaaaaaaaalllllllllllllleeeeeeeelllllluuuuujjjjjjjaaaaahhhhhhh !
Share, Share & Reshare …🙂

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

Moni is so cute 🥰

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

I’m watching “the wives series” and pray for your Pastors becauseeeeeeeee

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

@Sikowitz17 💀💀

[thouwow @bigthouxan]

trying to make sense of other people actions will drive you to insanity

[L’amour de Dieu @cyntea_ah]

Next time you grill chicken, make sure you add Greek yogurt, lemon and Paprika to your marinade.

You’re welcome 😋

[Reconcile UK @reconcile_uk]

We don’t know about you, but Outdoor Worship at Trafalgar Square? Still has us in a HOLY chokehold 😮‍💨🔥

The people ✅
The presence ✅
The worship ✅
The encounters ✅
The atmosphere? UNREAL.

We’re praying we never recover from this move of God! 🙌🏾

#ReconcileUK #OutdoorWorship

[Christian Memes and Puns @ChristianPunsOG]

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