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[Philtomato 🍅 @otagoth]

Why does it run like a broken hearted anime girl?

[kaflesque @kafleva]

The thing about an afternoon nap is that you MUST wake up violently. There's no slow wake from slumber like in the mornings, you cannot take your time or you'll just sleep till kingdom come. It MUST be sudden and MUST be a complete awakening.

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

cómo se siente cuando alguien recuerda mis gustos sin que se los repita

[shey 🐭 @otagyaruku]

Justifying a $40 purchase with cash rather than card because it's fake money

[モ菓子 @nolifenomogashi]

チーズケーキの底の部分大好きだから全面底(?)にして作ってみた🎶🎶

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[sage @zoloftbabee]

why is stewie betraying the family

[solis . @cutenessolis]

if u think cheesecake is bad ur lying

[Not Tyrese or Taye Diggs @Younglordsean]

I always loved this gif because this is exactly how I use Twitter

[𝒱🐈‍⬛ @korytheedoll]

this movie was one of my favorites when i was younger and now she’s gone rest easy hayden

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me in my room listening to music

[. @Dboysback65]

Idk why but something being funny to me and no one else finds it funny just makes it even funnier to me.

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[𝑳𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑺 @6meperdoa]

a sensação de encontrar alguém com a mesma vibe que você

[Pocket @islandthembo]

she look a mess

[migueldiman @miguelddiman]

top sonhos de quando eu era menor:
usar aparelho
quebrar o braço e usar gesso
usar óculos
desmaiar na escola

[A @girIfrunt]

pad thai mango sticky rice and thai tea combo

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Some sandwiches are so good they’ll have you fantasizing about the second half while you’re eating the first