Dog. Likes socks. Likes purple. Doesn't like purple socks. More popular on Twitter than the Bishop of Burnley's Westminster Abbey homily.
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I like to eyeball the Housekeeper from the other end of the bed in the morning. Just staring. I think it freaks him out.
Then I come and sit exactly the length of his arm + 2 inches away so that he has to move to reach me. He always does.
The Housekeeper woke himself (and me) up this morning shouting my name. Dreaming he'd lost me. For reference I don't answer to anything. At all. Ever. Not Cyril, nor Squizzle, Squirrel, Kyrillos, Wingnut, Bonehead, or Habibi. He should have woken himself up shouting 'sprats'!