alice

while you are in high school i am in brooklyn

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please get gal out of my villa!!

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before you judge me, you better be perfect.

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i actually think the BravoRealHousewives subreddit might be one of the most miserable
places on the web

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catch me in my next AA qualification being like “sobriety has changed my life, but also… so has metamucil and that’s what i’m really here to talk about today”

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ashley darby is such a loser it’s like painful

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truly one of the most lethal bobs in human history

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sometimes i think about how mary cosby started talking to herself during the pandemic bc that’s literally me, like even in public

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@LizzySavetsky omg you are such a loser

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CUOMO IS UGLY ASF NYC HAS SPOKEN!

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don’t you need a great statement earring? oh yes you do. talk about length. talk about drama. talk about stones. talk about comfort, so lightweight. J427031, these are your red carpet linear drop earrings.

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@tamrajudgyeyes everyone replying to u as if u are tamra is sending me

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i hate brooklyn literally i have not seen a single costume tn where i actually knew what the person was supposed to be

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heather gay turning on lisa barlow… my girl is so back

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shaaaahmazing grace

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what is up w stacey’s stinky breath!?! omg girl… #rhop

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i’m so confused watching this was karen sentenced to jail or prison bc there is a difference but the ladies keep saying jail #rhop

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yes i love pathological liars and with mia gone i need her

[The Real Housewives Polls @TheRHPolls]

Are you happy Stacey Rush is back for another season of #RHOP? 🌸

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@bravo_discourse idk why it just works when she does it

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i miss jen shah’s crash outs

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tweeting for the first time in 8 months to say that i miss robyn dixon