Paula

Brendon’s mom and struggling creative writer.

[Paula @cystmas]

@thechosenberg ask the therapist if they work with vampires

[Paula @cystmas]

give a child an egg roll

[Paula @cystmas]

@pli_cachete @theodorvaryag ADenosine Hyperexpression Disorder (from drinking too much coffee over a long period of time)

[Paula @cystmas]

leave latino men and their edgar cuts alone

[Paula @cystmas]

@SkyBlueHarbor @WillManidis hermeneutics would like to have a word with you

[Paula @cystmas]

@thechosenberg it’s like “finally they’ve shown their judgment is somewhat in working order”

[Paula @cystmas]

@fuckeveryword when you accidentally call a terminal carbonyl a ketone

[Paula @cystmas]

@the_mel_jar When the Sun Bursts is a pretty hardcore name

[Paula @cystmas]

@USCPSC Sometimes omitting the smoke alarm in the game is the intention.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Meets Pope
>he dies

[Paula @cystmas]

shout out to the guy blasting baile inolvidable from his vehicle extremely loudly for the second saturday in a row

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

I was glad to see that Bernie Sanders was at Coachella to remind the audience that their parents are not paying their workers a living wage.

[Paula @cystmas]

SABLE, fABLE is a huge win for balding men

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck zzzzz

[scientism @mr_scientism]

The '4D chess' explainer threads from the 1st Trump admin were a preview of our current political culture where everyone has their own shallow theories about why things are happening and leaders actually benefit from being mercurial and hard to read.

[Paula @cystmas]

the clock on my wall is stuck at the time at which i decided that i no longer wanted to hear the sound of time moving forward (many such cases)

[Paula @cystmas]

“Animals smoking cigarettes and things like that”

[Paula @cystmas]

philistines make their own misery

[Paula @cystmas]

adductors hate this one weird trick

[Paula @cystmas]

@questionableway @flaminhottweets you have to put the whole avocado on the toast, and you need more rice and beans.