Theresa

Nerd? I prefer intellectual badass.

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

Interested in leading a Security Team? JP Morgan Chase is hiring. #CyberSecurity #cyber #security #infosec #InformationSecurity #cyberjobs #BlueTeam

https://t.co/8fIHGLRCVs

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@ShibaInuHodler 💯

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

Hey @AmazonHelp , it would be nice if you fixed your Contact Us page. Then when there are problems like last night, there is a way to contact you rather than just posting to
@downdetector

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@CIA I'm a month and a half late in seeing this tweet but Happy belated Valentines Day to you too.

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

If you don't feel that an employer has the right to dictate what an employee does in their personal life (when legally permissible), then write to
@uhaul
and voice your opinion. https://t.co/xwjoxsSrTK

#StopLegalDiscrimination #WhenWillTheyStop #WhatsNext #BoycottUhaul

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@mihobu @newrepublic Here's one activity for one of those "wellness" programs.... signing up for an activity of drinking 8 glasses of water per day generates a warning that signing up for this activity is admitting that you have a health problem. Ummm, what?!?

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

Home made Salsa Verde - Hot. This batch made with 4 habaneros. Nom nom nom

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@TinkerSec In the past, I've written dos scripts to make unix commands like ls, cp, mv etc work on dos. (Whoops, showing my age again)

[briankrebs @briankrebs]

Thanks, @gcluley Don't forget, this is a zero-day attack. As for what that zero day is exactly, no soup for you! https://t.co/L7qqT0OzgM

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@M3atShi3ld @edwardmccabe The problem with that idea is that you then need to prove knowledge and intention. How many people have infected systems but are not aware of it?

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@edwardmccabe I'm glad I wasn't taking a sip of my soda when I saw that. (snort)

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

Hackers Hijacked ASUS Software Updates to Install Backdoors on Thousands of Computers https://t.co/d0cnjATBid via @motherboard

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@edwardmccabe The job of IT is to understand the business need/requirements and then develop an appropriate solution to support the requirements. IT is a partner not an order taker.

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@edwardmccabe There is no place like 127.0.0.1

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@edwardmccabe Whaaa? It's not like you need consistent time settings for things like log correlation or anything.

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Parody (Opinion Rhapsody) https://t.co/6vydBk49S7 via @YouTube

[@SecWonk @SecWonk]

Watch The Top 3 Cybersecurity Podcast Videos Filmed In 2018 https://t.co/igjjy99nm1 @cybersecuritysf

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@edwardmccabe How did you keep a straight face after hearing that response?

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@edwardmccabe

[Theresa @cysurfer0]

@mihobu <sarcasm>What were they thinking creating a bagel emoji without cream cheese on it? Oh, the horror. 😲😱 </sarcasm> I wish that was the biggest issue I had to worry about. Lol