CytoplaSTAN

hey guys, i’m a purposeless blob just like u

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

With me in office, we as a united people could SHAPE the future of our country for the better. Helping to protect and nurture the growth of our children. #CytoplasmForPresident #OrganelleVote2018 #ShapeTheFuture

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

i feel seen for the wonder that i am. #FuckRibosomes #NotMakingTheCutISee

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

it’s me

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

hey guys, if any of y’all receive some support from a cytoplasm, mind ya business

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

hey guys, ribosomes always trynna use me to take things to their friends. fakes ass bitches.

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

hey guys, i’ve been in the ER for a while now

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

hey guys get me outta this cell

[Jeff Oleksinski @SkylineMathO]

AP Calculus students, should we move the test to Friday, instead of Thursday? Retweet if Friday is better! #100retweets?

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

Cytoplasm can, because cytoplasm CARES. We’ve carried your cell far before the elections were even suggested, and with your help, we can help even more! #OrganelleVote2018

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

What this cell needs is more structure. Vote for the organelle that can give it to you. Vote cytoplasm. #OrganelleVote2018

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

This cell needs something as complex as its issues for a brighter future...you know which protoplasm can understand the core of this political and biological climate. #OrganelleVote2018

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

I want to thank all the people who have supported me as I hope to support them, as the President of the Cell. Thanks for all of your contributions! #OrganelleVote2018

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

@TheBestChlorop1 Thanks for giving us the oxygen we need to work properly.

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

Cytoplasm: Carries You To Our Prospective Life and Supports (the) Most... I’ll get better at this someday. Vote Cytoplasm! #OrganelleVote2018

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

Tune in today for the Presidential debate. Chanel B403 hope you’re watching and giving us your support!

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

Remember: Cytoplasm supports you and brings you all together! I would be honored to be your vote for the #OrganelleVote2018

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

It's times like these that stress can overwhelm us, since the #OrganelleVote2018 is so soon! I hope you can all learn from my example and focus on togetherness.

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

I play a key role in the cloning of cells, and as such greatly contribute to our proud nation. As the #OrganelleVote2018 draws ever nearer, I hope everyone remembers my inherent contributions to your lives and the possibilities to come if I win your vote!

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

Like you, and like the issues we as a nation face, I have plenty of complexity that not everyone grasps. Whether I am cytosol or cytogel, I am cytoplasm, and I will always be ready to give back to my country. #OrganelleVote2018

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

There's a reason my nickname is is the "cell substance." By voting for cytoplasm in the #OrganelleVote2018, you are voting for the substance - the essence, even - of a true leader.

[CytoplaSTAN @cytoplasmwin]

I am 80% water... you bet I support water as a human right! I am currently working to store water in little ways all over the globe. Vote for someone who views hydration as more than an afterthought in society. Vote CYTOPLASM! #OrganelleVote2018