If the gods restore function of my right hand, I swear to never again use it for masturbation. This is my solemn vow. As a holy knight and ravenous homosexual.
@realDonaldTrump Is this supposed to distract everyone from understanding that instead of arresting Bill Gates, you invited him over for dinner and sucked his dick?
@elonmusk@grok Elon, do you and the America party support what @DonaldJTrumpJr did bringing @grabagun (a gun company) public on the NYSE? Where does 2A stand on the america party?