Craigorius

No nooks, all crannies || Urine isn’t sterile, it has piss in it.

[Craigorius @czakjan]

This @Mets season has truly been almost impossible to watch, but I have found one of the few highlights; that half inning was some of the hardest I’ve laughed in years. Thank you, @SteveGelbs and @SNYtv

[Craigorius @czakjan]

Incredible phrasing

[Craigorius @czakjan]

I’m continuing to say this

[Craigorius @czakjan]

Munenori Kawasaki coded: MJ Melendez, everyday, lineup

[Craigorius @czakjan]

Munenori Kawasaki coded: MJ Melendez, everyday, lineup

[Craigorius @czakjan]

@BaseballWRLD_ Hecc

[Craigorius @czakjan]

BO MY GOD

[Craigorius @czakjan]

Austin Warren is my spirit animal

[Craigorius @czakjan]

My heart says 7-2, dropping one each to Rockies and Nats. My eyes and head however say 4-5 and we’re chalking the season

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets begin a nine-game homestand tonight at Citi Field

🔸 3 vs. Twins
🔸 3 vs. Rockies
🔸 3 vs. Nationals

Predict their record 🔮

[Craigorius @czakjan]

At least so far, Melendez has made it clear that Benge should be the demotion for Soto’s return

[Unbiased Mets Fan @TheMetsX]

How much more do we really need to see out of Carson Benge? He’s pretty clearly not ready to be in the bigs right now

[Craigorius @czakjan]

Yeah if Mendoza is the manager tomorrow, just chalk the season

[Craigorius @czakjan]

While I admire the change and hope wholeheartedly that it’s a spark… I hope my boy Lou Bob is ready to lead off the second inning

[New York Mets @Mets]

CHI 📍 #LGM

[Craigorius @czakjan]

@runwildkian Did you have to do this

[Craigorius @czakjan]

Heyyyyyyy so Mets win this game in 9 if Lindor isn’t in the clouds on the basepath!!!!!111

[Craigorius @czakjan]

@ Eric Chavez

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The Mets made the Pirates throw 192 pitches in 8 innings of work yesterday

That 24 pitches per inning is more than they saw across any game last season

(h/t @WillSammon)

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!

[Collin Fern @CollinMFern]

Putting Townsend and Hinch in the booth just to show how bad the NASCAR booth is, is lowkey a genius move by FOX.

Rare W

[Craigorius @czakjan]

I absolutely *REQUIRE* the stats on how many cars Connor Zilisch passed today vs the rest of the field

[Son of a son of a Jeff @mr4time]

“The greatest racecar driver in the world”

#NASCAR
#AutoTrader400

[Craigorius @czakjan]

McDowell couldn’t possibly make that on fuel. Certainly. Not a chance.
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