ㄷȥລЃ🥀

Carpe Diem

[Trap Lore Arnott @LaPiochey]

“Vini jr” “Rogers” “Barcola”

[londonwillalwaysbeblue @ldnwillbeblue]

Just so that everyone is clear.

Arsenal offered him the world including a higher salary than he’d get at Real Madrid, 100% of his image rights and he still turned them down.

Theres nothing to brag about here, I’m sorry to say.

[Kingsley ♟️ @Kingsleymaximo]

No I won’t take unsweetened Greek yoghurt for any reason. I don’t hate myself that much.

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

tried waking up early gimmick and missed 10 alarms

[Selling tickets & partnerships to AWS 3.0 @MeetJMB]

when I was doing my BSc in political science, I used to glaze over revolution as the only solution to Nigeria’s problems.

but after my several touch-points with reality, I have come to a higher realization that in our bid to sail towards a place of Eldorado, if we by chance toe the line of revolution, people like you and I would first be killed by this kind of people. if that happens, we have lost the revolution. it will just swiftly turn to a looting exercise with no direction.

[Brandolorian @AnakinSkylander]

Took a “short cut” that added 5 minutes to my route

[o9vee.🇳🇬 @lharryvee]

i will apply for role in your firm. you won’t respond at all but you will start sending newsletter.

are you people even okay??

[Popsam @PopSam806]

Siwes go think say I don forget

[Stephen @stephenjyd]

Claude: “permission to run zvdk_+=€✓|{¥}^√bxsjfhdlelh”

Me: run am baba mi, nothing do you

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

everytime "media upload”, "4 months ago", “2 years ago”

former hot girl.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Jesus what will I spend in August?

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

Women look good all year & wait til their birthday to look a damn fool

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

They will never have waist beads to get job in an Oil company, Gas or Tech.
No beads to get shares and stocks in Tesla, Google or Nvidia.

No waist beads to become secretary of United nations or OPEC

Always beads to get gifts from men.
Such a useless product

[matheus schwarz @schwarztwt]

sexualizaram tanto a palavra papai que quando eu tiver filhos eles vão ter que me chamar de sensei

[86 @__farian]

fyb week*
Them fit borrow money do fyb

[Manny @ma_nuel007_]

Everybody treks
Corpers just wear uniforms

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Are you saying his career should not be defined by a 6-7 game tournament?

[Emmanuel Omasheye @4pf_pixel]

Na jersey number them use do him one year anniversary 😂😂

[I am Oluwademilade 🇵🇹♥️💙 @__DeeeCR7]

Funny thing about this is that, Messi was still Mbappe's team mate when this happened. He is their captain, yet he stood there, watched his team mate get disrespected like that. I'm glad the entire world knows he is a rat

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

He chose Chelsea.