Darkwing Duck fan club

I have more contacts in my eyes than i do in my phone.

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

@TheReMARCable @CSMFHT Aphrodite explaining she is the god of love:

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Rappers when teachers say anything remotely negative about their future

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

These are the type of pranks I like to see. Creative and hilarious.

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

He gave the right answer but for the wrong reason.

Disgusting reason 😂

[madman @mitchgonemad]

ima just apologize in advance mom smh

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

@que_teena Congratulations Teena!!

[Fara Kaufman @justfara]

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.

In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

@cammiimulla It’s Frontier Gal.

https://t.co/JM5y5KtUfh

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

@cammiimulla Really?? I looked it up on IMDB but I’ll double check because I’m curious now.

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

@IWearTheCrownB Frontier Gal

[Mike27356894 @Mike27356894]

PLEASE ELON, DON'T CHANGE THE LOGO TO X.

I BEG OF YOU.

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

Never mind.

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

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I guess I’m a skrull. I’m very shocked.

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[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Fathers Day with your dad

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@atdanwhite You uploaded the right one. We needed to see this.

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@_Caspius @p8stie How did it do for your teeth?

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Jumping Flash!

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

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@investingnmemes @LeonKarssen @ShitpostGate It’s called “Thank You” by Dido.

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[McShirehampton @McShirehampton]

Had to try this trend 😊

[Darkwing Duck fan club @czarcasmjones]

@lakegirllifer @NotABigJerk @MDaware Apparently it was made to play to your plants but I still like it:

https://t.co/eeiVwb7NiM

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@lwiz1984 @xxxxBLAZE @AuxGod_ @TwitterMoments Damon Wayans created a cartoon based on his childhood and having to wear a corrective boot as an adolescent.