Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected]

Been there. Done that. Sent to time out.
Lawyer: not muzzled, and on a very long leash.

[LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961]

Trump:
Ended the Iran Nuclear Deal
Pulled troops out of Syria & Afghanistan
Allowed ISIS to regain power
Gave Russia control of abandoned US military bases
Destabilized the Middle East
Bombed Iran
Started WWIII
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice Operation Midnight Hammer Situation Room

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@DGoforth918 Smart appliances are, overall, pretty stupid. "The internet of things" was wayyyy oversold.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@BruceBartlett Trump will lie and claim to have donated a tremendous amount of money. No one will contradict his lies.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@jacobrosecrants How many schools even have school nurses (let alone fully staffed surgical suites)? Can the too-few nurses distribute aspirin to students -- not to mention a pharmacy load of prescription-only drugs? There is nothing in this torrent of lies that makes any sense.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@JamesSurowiecki How refreshing to hear a candidate laugh happily, and to see such a candid moment in the over-scheduled campaign experience.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@ErikLoomis Try being a Giants fan.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@jeffjarvis When I first saw him at the podium, I wondered, "What has happened to Gavin Newsom?"

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@DavidCornDC Trump boasts of graduating from Penn's Wharton School of Business in 1968 -- when all of Penn had only a handful of Black students.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@bluegal @Mr_Electrico Cheers!

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@clapifyoulikeme Family therapy would be a wise investment, since the parents have no working ideas on how to rear the child.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

Lary Tesler, invetnor of the cut copy and paste commands, dies. at 74.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Lary Tesler, invetnor of the cut copy and paste commands, dies. at 74.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@ErikLoomis ...and has treatie authority.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@ForrestBennett Good to know that Cybertrucks have recycle/reuse potential.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@sarvhgray OK 29 § 5-406: No person may hunt, capture or kill any species of migratory birds, including but not limited to ducks, brant, and geese,ntrol of migratory birds and the Commission.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@clapifyoulikeme Awesome couple:

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@clapifyoulikeme Seconds later, he encouraged his remarkable wife to greet her coach and her family. The wife guy has my respect for his healthy respect.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@sarvhgray Sign me up!

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@ianbremmer Oh -- I misread the caption at first, and thought that the scent was named Feces. My dogs would love that.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@Helenreflects Professor T. Not always light, but always intriguing.

[Caroline Abbott (parody account) @[email protected] @czhabbott]

@JohnKingSFChron @KarlTheFog I wish that @KarlTheFog had veto power before these monsters were built. He should have started decades ago with SkidmoreOwingsMerrill/Pereira's Transamerica Pyramid.