Shilpa Shitty

A tequila in a teacup?

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Imagine being Dora. Her parents allow her to go porukuran everywhere 🥹

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

The escalator at MRT Phileo Damansara has been out of service since last December. How is this still not fixed? Are we waiting for a technician or a miracle @askrapidkl ?

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

Maturity is realising that even she wouldn't choose him if it was not a movie.

[Salvatore 💫 @dark_salvatoree]

maybe i like this roller coaster

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

@laksamee_24 Because you are strong enough to live it!

[Pola Adiripolaa @pola_adiripolaa]

#HappyOnam

[tamilez @tamilez_R]

Hi nak apply keje jadi meja

*slowly bends over*

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Anyone got space in their Netflix plan? I’m looking to chip in and join if there’s a slot 🤝

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

I hate being the gay friend who’s always protecting my girls but never gets the same effort in return. It’s like I’m just an accessory people use and forget I have feelings too.

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Detachment phase 🙂

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Even the strongest feelings fade, the tightest bonds loosen and some friendships quietly outgrow the spaces they once filled. I learnt it the hard way 🩶

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

I started staying away and it feels better🙂

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

@Tiva_Thamesh HAHAHAHAHAHA I am gonna kill you

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Had dick for lunch😏

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Oh, I guess I’m that friend, it’s fine to bail on me as long as there’s an apology to patch it up.

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Straight men be loving sex and be absolutely terrible at it. How pathetic?

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

Girls be tying saree once a year and be hitting us with “six yards of pure elegance”.
No pooja, your mom wrapped you like a burrito and you just posed.

[Shilpa Shitty @czimnotyourtype]

@tiktokmy, why am I receiving pop-ups saying that my account is impersonating someone or an organization? WHO AM I IMPERSONATING?????