Chris Cisar

No, I will not sell you my Twitter handle

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@KyleClark My past life in DC/Nova knows the level of commitment necessary for the task. God speed

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@aka_mourt Techbros are legacy admission students that know you can make more money grifting in tech than taking over their dad's failing manufacturing business in Iowa.

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@robdelaney My wife and I listened to A heart that works on a road trip this week. We wanted to thank you for bringing tears to a couple of soulless dinks, and a better understanding of loss. She's going to share it with her judo instructor Chael on their trip to Hawaii next week

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything https://t.co/4Tw3JNOUqu

[Chris Cisar @czr]

Unpacking the mandatory new @Xfinity gateway

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@MauserHyucks @kneesovertoes 🤷‍♂️

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@MauserHyucks @kneesovertoes Hip abduction for tit production

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

A Thread:

1/ Covenant Presbyterian Church and its church-run school, targeted in today's tragic shooting, are at the center of a complex child sexual abuse scandal from 2002-2012.

[Eric Brakey 🌲🦔 @EricBrakey]

For the sake of America, Ukraine, Russia, and the world — we need immediate diplomacy, not reckless commitments to prolong the war in Ukraine forever.

That's why, in the Maine Senate today, I called out the propaganda of the corporate media and the Washington war machine.

[Chris Cisar @czr]

@dcwoodruff My daily jog is further in less time

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@ninaturner

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

We’ve all had takes we regret from this NFL season… some worse than others 🤦‍♂️ and @realjeffreyross won’t let you forget it.

Good thing there’s one game left to redeem yourself! What's your game or prop 🔒 for this weekend? #PickTheLock

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@Tigerwritertv Looking good tiger!

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@curious_founder @lisamom8 have you heard about this?

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@Tigerwritertv Get into backpacking! It's world class out here

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I'm glad the disclaimer let me know that the laws of the universe were not actually broken

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First concert at @RedRocksCO is going to be a funk emergency with @marcrebillet

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@KyleClark I swear the average audience is like a parks and rec town hall skit. Keep up the great work, and apologies for the general masses

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@julianfeeld With tuna water