izzy

a compilation of thoughts

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

remember when everyone wore Marylyn Monroe on EVERYTHING back in middle school?

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

what is going on with our sense of humor? someone could come up to me and say “shard”, and i will pee my pants.

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@teethchips jus ate soup i can be the hot hands gf now❤️‍🔥

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@Neeeeerom you have awakened something

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@Neeeeerom derp

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@teethchips never change hun

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@PlummerCollin do say i feel goofy

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@PlummerCollin you need to get off the phone right now Plummer.

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@teethchips Somebody needs to take away his phone. just for a week, the real world don’t bite.

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

@PlummerCollin yes, and what of it tall man?

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

dude, wtf is Citizen Kane? I didn’t understand anything in that movie. but Xanadu was cool

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

teen mom should have been called mtv cribs

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

replaced the bong water with bang energy and now I can poo standing up

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

can we stop shitting on the ice age baby and start shitting on the tin toy baby? i mean come on.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!

[shadowcat1017 @shadowcat1017]

@DeniseParringt4 @gradepending_ @EricJafMN This clip from Trevor Noah really says it perfectly. This is from before the protests, so it's not about that, but about how the cops treat black people. https://t.co/DkYfbz4gAz

[Joe Keery @joe_keery]

this is wrong

[izzy @d00bieb00bie]

even a little bit helps https://t.co/2z122YCB0e