Larry Vincent

I make writing and teach english and like videogames and like movie and like english and writer.

sometimes I get rock when thinking about being poet laureate

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

I don't give a shit what you think about goats

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

If you suck enough dicks of cowards you too can have bone density

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

I want to address some of the discussion about the lack of an exit wound with Charlie. I’m usually not interested in delving into most of this kind of online chatter, and I apologize this is somewhat graphic, but in this case, the fact that there wasn’t an exit wound is probably another miracle, and I want people to know.

I just spoke with the surgeon who worked on Charlie in the hospital…

He said the bullet “absolutely should have gone through, which is very very normal for a high powered, high velocity round. I’ve seen wounds from this caliber many times and they always just go through everything. This would have taken a moose or two down, an elk, etc.”

But it didn’t go through. Charlie’s body stopped it.

I mentioned to his doctor that there were dozens of staff, students, and special guests standing directly behind Charlie on the other side of the tent, and he replied:

“It was an absolute miracle that someone else didn’t get killed.”

“His bone was so healthy and the density was so so impressive that he’s like the man of steel. It should have just gone through and through. It likely would have killed those standing behind him too.”

In the end, the coroner did find the bullet just beneath the skin.

Even in death, Charlie managed to save the lives of those around him.

Remarkable. Miraculous.

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

Who is Brian Thompson?

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"well how many innocents died on october 7th" is a pretty dumb response to fascist genocide. They weren't innocent.

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

It's october which means I have to tell the spooky ghosts that it's ok for them to eat ass out in the open for 31 days. They got to go right back to hiding on november 1

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You're the best elon musk you finally are making robots we can fuck that won't laugh at us afterwards like every sexual relation youve had

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

Until someone makes a Pokemon game where you fuck them I'm out

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

Project 2025 is banning jerking off and that's why I'm voting for Trump. The first President for gooning is my president MAGAGoonSquad

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

Pride month my ass who gives a shit what you do to your stinky holes in the privacy of a porta potty

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

The jobs on X are super weird

[X @X]

1 million+ open jobs. just saying

https://t.co/YXLisClgZh

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

the libs of tiktok bitch being a fucking hideous dog is reason enough not to listen to her

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

This dumb shit isn't going to end her, plus you're married to a sexual offender

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Megan’s law. For a free beat you could hit #MeganRAW.

-Roman 📝

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

The answer i got was no but chris jericho wouldn't let me leave

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

I'm at #WorldsEnd and chris jericho just invited me back to his room should i sign the nda

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

knuckles is not a simp

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

@Brooklynmonk @RyanMarino @HappyWarriorP How do you breath and walk at the same time

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

I was trapped on my friend jeffery epstein's island for the last 5 years. Did anything happen while I was gone?

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

I'm at #WorldsEnd and chris jericho just invited me back to his room should i sign the nda

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

@hulu I don't want to watch ads for Isreal and there should be a way to block it when I am watching your app. This is absurd that you allow this type of garbage to advertise on Hulu.

[Larry Vincent @d00bl3s]

@serje_allen She's in like 5 minutes of the movie.

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#AquamanAndTheLostKingdom was great. Had a really fun time.

Not sure they needed all that footage of Jason Mamoa kissing fish but hey, that's who Aquaman is you know? Just a big dude sucking on fish.

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When we will finally acknowledge that Jackie Kennedy was fugly as hell