dangus

whoopty whoop whoop

[dangus @d00blord]

@BassCaldera may this is a cautionary tale, I bet on my self to win and lost $100 <3

[dangus @d00blord]

Me after being sober for a month proceeding to drink 4 beers and roll a 17 at the local bowling alley

[dangus @d00blord]

I would rather be locked In a room with a rabid 10 foot Alligator than with 3 guys talking about David Lynch

[dangus @d00blord]

Bigsby play the ICP diss track they made at Dog the Bounty Hunter

[dangus @d00blord]

bouncer at the karaoke bar hitting slots

[dangus @d00blord]

wanna crawl inside this and wear it like a shell LOL

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The Blue Whale possesses the largest heart on Earth, composed of four equally massed chambers. It pumps oxygen to all parts of its colossal body every 10 seconds. This magnificent creature, surpassing the size of any dinosaur, boasts a weight ranging from 100 to 150 tons, akin to approximately 340 elephants or the dimensions of a 10-story building. With a massive 30-meter length, it relies on its substantial heart, weighing approximately 180 kilograms, to fuel its immense body.

The heart of the Blue Whale, characterized by its four equally proportioned chambers, efficiently circulates oxygen, propelling 220 liters of blood throughout its vast frame. Remarkably, its heartbeats resound audibly up to 3 kilometers away when detected by sonar devices. However, the intrigue extends beyond audibility.

While at the water's surface, the Blue Whale's heart typically beats at a rate of 25 to 35 beats per minute. Nevertheless, during deep-sea dives for sustenance, its heart rate can plummet to a mere 4 to 8 beats per minute. This adaptation enables the Blue Whale to reduce its heart's strain while ensuring the even distribution of blood, even in the frigid depths of the ocean.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

The Best of William Friedkin's Cruising Commentary

[dangus @d00blord]

Thinkin if I rip this off the underpass and play it like a pan flute I can control the swarm

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

al pacino huffing poppers and dancing to aphex twin

[dangus @d00blord]

Holy shit, hell yes. absolutely fuck yeah baller moment.

[dangus @d00blord]

can't believe I wrote brought and bring I need to stop tweeting in the shower:/

[dangus @d00blord]

every day for the past week she has brought bring ticks into my bed

[dangus @d00blord]

living next to an airbnb owner who doesn't give 2 shits about our yard has turned me into a venture capitalist

[dangus @d00blord]

oh my God

[dangus @d00blord]

the mark of the beast

[dangus @d00blord]

out of sheer excitement I slapped chicken breasts onto a hot oiled skillet, splashing oil on my neck. Be fooled not this is an excruciating pain and I've been humbled once more

[dangus @d00blord]

@ser_vaepsalot

[dangus @d00blord]

coping with getting signed out of all streaming services >:)

[adult swim @adultswim]

Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart - a Venture Bros feature. Own it July 21 on Digital and July 25 on DVD/Blu-Ray. #VentureBros #GoTeamVenture #adultswim

[dangus @d00blord]

Had to live in the sewer bc his work is so edgy, gets a perpetual rash and has to live in a bath tub, then gets staight murdered by an e-girl who's actually a Fed. Amazing.