Caleb G

My friends call me Dog Lizard.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Me when I’m caught short between zyn orders

[Matthew Horncastle @matt_horncastle]

I consume so much of this stuff.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit I believe some are actually getting perms

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Because gay white men on high incomes love to think they don’t owe the LGBT community anything

[Richard Hills @RichardHills_]

Why do Act and National MPs march in Pride or turn up to rainbow events? No seriously?

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit You know who to call!

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit Pls share this with me

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

To me this looks like all but one of Christchurch’s left-leaning councillors are anti-housing?

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Dani Duncan:

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You know who else was childfree? That’s right. Jesus Christ

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit As a real estate agent I can confirm this is correct.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

The girls are fiiiighting

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

After Pope Francis and the Iran peace deal, JD Vance has completed the hat trick by killing off Viktor Orban’s electoral hopes.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@Siennacalder Don’t do it girl

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit Excuse me I live on a lifestyle block in North Canterbury and I’d like some free money.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@Siennacalder And how you can work in a particular role for so long that people just assume you’re good at a job and can easily get hired even if you’re shit. Real estate management is good for this.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Bill English would absolutely froth this.

[Damien @RabidLagomorph]

You will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@CortyNC Gonna post your hot girl photo?

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

So a distant relative announced on Facebook the death of his father with “Dead and Gone” by TI and Justin Timberlake as the accompanying audio 💀

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

So when are they bringing out the Luxon lettuce?

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

I spotted some influencers in the wild when I was on holiday last year and subsequently followed them on insta. Now they are posting missile updates from Dubai 🥴

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Here we go

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Can’t want for the Mandelson edition

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit