Caleb G

My friends call me Dog Lizard.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

I think it’s nice seeing the candidates getting their hair and makeup done for election night. It’s like the prom for political nerds.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@m0therbitch I’m always conscious not to underestimate middle nz’s ability to disappoint me. Hope they’re enjoying their La-z-boys and red splash backs.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Happy election blackout period for all those who celebrate 🙏

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Me tomorrow and also Saturday

[CJ @CJis0nline]

Sorry for who I am the next 24-48 hours. I’m electoral politics pilled. I love returns. I love the big map. I love key race alerts.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit Girl, so confusing

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Do you reckon that national will continue to wheel out John Key every election cycle even past the point of elder abuse?

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Ideas for election night bingo please 🙏
So far we have:
- Visibly drunk John Key
- Obscure former MP or Party President on panel
- Awkward interaction with a leader’s spouse
- Luxo’s ranga kids talking about how much they admire and respect their dad
- “Overhang”

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit Pls don’t report me to the Leccy Commish

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Vote early, vote often ✨

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Thank you, Reid Research I really needed that 😮‍💨

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@petetweetsshit @TyeTyeee @liamvincent26 @secondzeit Gotta engage with middle nz on their level

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

C’mon Reserve Bank, deliver it for us 🙏

[Jack Tame @jacktame]

Results to one decimal point are:
National = 28.9%
Labour = 27.3%
Green Party = 14.8%
ACT = 12.4%
NZ first = 10.0%
Opportunity Party = 6.3%
TPM = 0.1%

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@FrankMcRae Welcome back, Margaret Thatcher

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Typical of the left to blow an election against an incredibly unpopular govt with an unforced error 😒

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@Tiare_MP Inshallah 🙏

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Hipkins should try leaving the lectern and walking around the stage at tonight’s debate

[Aaron Stanley @AaronWStanley]

The US absolutely needs to adopt this presidential debate format

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@TyeTyeee I think because they’re so amorphous in their positions, people can project what they want onto TOP.

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Got my election party dress up idea sorted. Bald cap + Peter Alexander Christmas PJs lol

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Party vote Ray White ✔️

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

@Morehu Can we rule it out??

[Caleb G @d0glizard]

Look I’m not across the facts, but imagine if the Queenstown fires were started by Coronet Peak’s snow machine purchased through the investment boost scheme.