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[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Being hit on makes dying alone seem like a better option than dating. #ForeverAlone #ButNotReally #BcIBougtAPizzaAndBeer

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

@DKhariJames that awkward moment when you go to answer a message but the person doesn't follow you and you can't answer

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

@DKhariJames DJ! hope joe put in a good word back :)

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

@DKhariJames always.

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

"I can grab your whole ass with one hand" #BadCubanProblems

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Every office needs a stoner, for those moments you need eye drops. #ThanksBud #NoPunIntended

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Starting fresh.

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

@YourSonNicholas I'm ready for takeoff

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

It's three pm. I should get out of bed now huh?

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

No one person in this world is necessary to you or me #OtherSideofParadise

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Engineering: where you can talk, shout, even curse at yourself sans judgement #engineeringProblems #internlife

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

The kid next to me looks like death & smells of booze. .well at least some of us are doing college right. #NotMe

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Prob never gonna act my age #SupermanBoxers #DinosaurOatmeal #SorryBabeYoureDatingAChild

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

I promise eye contact won't kill you #RoseProblems #EngineeringLife

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Far from perfect....
Still too good for you.
#ByeFelicia

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

@jakeowen in Indiana 10x's better than in the pouring rain at a county fair in NY. #LetsMeetAgainInAustin #JobStatus

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Leave work early to go to Goodwill?
...yup

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

Unapologetic.

[defelidj @d0ntAskDani]

I would tap that...twice...with a 9 mm