Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

no tv and no beer make homer something something
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[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

Elon musk should get really into autoerotic asphyxiation.

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

So now Im pretty sure I need to wait another fucking 24 hours just because I attempted it again this morning at 10am. And then after that I still have no idea how many daily attempts I'm allowed to do. All this because they can't just text me like turbo tax used to do

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

The fucking IRS refund checker only lets you check a limited number of times, which is fine. But they don't fucking warn you before you use your last attempt and get locked out, then it says"try again tomorrow" but it's actually a 24hr cooldown, not a midnight reset.

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

Stuck in a long ass line at the dispensary and I really need to scratch my balls

[Uncut Grems @LassianTandoor]

@ChineseEmbinUS @Sturgeons_Law @realDonaldTrump Get his ass

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

If you look like Kate Micucci DM me

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

Doing a gig in God's Country and Morgan Wallet isn't even here

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@Pro__Trading @stocktalkweekly There are Mercedes and BMW everywhere in China bro

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@pastelETH @DropPopNet They would never put Iggy on this list, she doesn't have the star power of the others. All of the others are at least 4x more famous. It's 100% Adele or mariah

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@Hoxton_mob @BBCTomEdwards That's because our infrastructure doesn't cost as much as yours

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@davidandrewt @BBCTomEdwards The correct way to do this would be to take the current sized bus needed on the route and make room for an Added bike area by getting a slightly bigger bus. I'm sure the ADA area is somewhere out of frame

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

I miss back when I used Ubuntu... I just want good enough at computer for it to be practical

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

W chat

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@Bevin83994661 @yeongno3 My white American stepmom put up a decoration like this. She definitely wasn't trying to be racist but I couldn't believe she did that

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@TheLordPizza @penguin74us @DanBoyWonder Bro it was 1937

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@TheLordPizza @penguin74us @DanBoyWonder I knew it was lame and boring storytelling even as a kid lol. Snow white is literally the archetype of a poorly written princess character and this is widely understood even by people who aren't woke or feminist or whatever

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@poisonjr I was born with glass bones and paper skin

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@penguin74us @DanBoyWonder The source material was crap to begin with

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

Short skirt long jacket voice:
He's changing his name from Rudy to to rex

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@TheJakeChristie It had 53 likes when I found it https://t.co/ChkSdhSxJ2

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

When the Cheesecake Factory closed, residents were shocked.
"Everyone in town worked at the factory. All we knew was cheesecake."

[Guerilla Urbanist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @d0rnerc0rner]

@bornposting I saw a whole TikTok comment section full of people who are allegedly excited to see this. Saying the hate is forced. Made me want to walk off a cliff