Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋

OTW handle typing things from the bench about ADs, sportswriters, and the NCAA that all of us want to say but would prolly get fired if we actually did...

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@Aaron_Torres Love how the people who’ve never coached always have the most to comment about it 🤡

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@dandakich He did a better job at Bowling Green than you did…get over it 🤣🤣🤣

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@BQuillmanQcast False. Some of those schools keep anybody that shows up for tryouts. Awful standard to have 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@trigonis30 Word from the wise…when you say dumb shit like you did the other day, people are gonna call you out on it 😆

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@trigonis30 Are you saying DII coaches shouldn’t be attending this tournament too?

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@CoachDonRue @JUCOFFrenzy @TheRealCoach_JB @TheCoachJBShow Everyone did their homework on that moron. When you’re a total jackoff on camera, everybody sees it. There’s a reason he’ll never get another coaching job. Nobody’s dumb enough to hire him. If he supposedly has a master’s degree, why can’t he string two sentences together? 😆😆😆

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@jasonwhitlock Then quit watching her or shut the fuck up fatso

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@QuincyAvery Might want to use the spell check before you try and insult the G.O.A.T. 😆🤡😆

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@CBBcontent Jeff needs subtitles for anyone to understand him. He also spits every time he talks so he should enroll in speech therapy courses ASAP

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@D3Direct That’s what, nine schools out of 300 at that level?!? What a thing to brag about. High school basketball has more fans. Not to mention walking out of college over $100,000 in debt. Stop promoting a bad product. Turns out to be a negative experience more than a positive one

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@D3Direct All that to play in front of 40 people…clearly worth all the time, effort, and money 🤣🤣🤣

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@jasonwhitlock Well you’ve been wrong a lot Chunky

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@JeffNadu

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@DanWolken @YahooSports You are a complete fucking loser…this is the mentality of someone who’s never competed for anything in your life, aside from a Biggest Ears Contest 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@CarsonFowlerTV @NaturalSystemsE Who would be better for Syracuse heading into next season?

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@KedrickStumbris You ever played in one? Or won one for that matter??

[Faux D1 Hoops Assistant 🏀👋 @d1_faux]

@stoolpresidente Go hump a pizza loser