Darren Drage

I sometimes appreciate the levels of oxygen but often wish for more

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@Laineytales Ha, I used to use these. They’re lil vials for keeping ‘fluid’ from your partner so when you’re feeling lonely or miss them you pop the lid off and remember that special place. Quite calming

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@deltaozzimo Holy crud! You found another dude’s reset socket!! He must be pissed poor fella.
Every dude gets gifted one of those when he settles with a partner. Don’t know where they come from, just turn up in the post but amazing!
When female partner gets ‘female’ you grab that socket and

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@onlyskypace Man, 17kg is the obvious answer. Less I’m the fool

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@Mappy6984 Dude, have you been on public transport recently! Fricking hot no ventilation, travelling to work until we die!? Flipping idiots! You’re justifying eating living plants & fungi against what? So when you realise everything is connected, lives and dies, how you gonna survive. Eat

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@HistorianUSA1 If you are a danger to yourself or others there’s a process for you. Why this hasn’t happened I’m shocked yet terribly not surprised what with the state of the Health and Prison Service. It’s not their fault, it’s whomever is running the country

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@patsmithcomedy To all those Fathers out there that only get a few hrs, a turn up but don’t come in, a drive by, a text, a quick call, a ‘mum’s booked something up’ or I’ve had a sleepover.
Keep trying, they will remember.
And if you don’t try, you will remember

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@Cctvphotagez Fricking idiot looking down the chamber of a loaded gun!
Another one bites the dust.
Terrible for the friends and family but flipadoodledandy 😂

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@SirApexTv I think if you call anyone a notch in a tree, you’re gonna get a response. The police arrested him, quite correctly. If it was a member of the public, they might’ve used fists and feet rather than law. Knobhead is what we’re viewing there

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@rickygervais Oh Ricky Ricky Ricky. I would consider removing my ball sack (it’s kinda warm at the moment anywho) if you could get more coverage on tv. How have I only just realised you don’t get invited to that stuff 🤯

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@kittenaround_51 Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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@TheNorfolkLion Bloody tricky one! Agreed his bike is in her garden but that doesn’t prove she stole it, or knows who stole it. Also re; fingerprints. It could be smothered in them but if they’re not on the database of known offenders they’re useless. I feel for the dude but he knows where they

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@nolapools Flip me! I don’t condone the use of eugenics but these idiots really need to be removed from the gene pool. Although I have to admit, I’d love to be that simple

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@TaraBull How to fuck an egg in 53seconds

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Man, it’s endearing she’s gone to the extent of showcasing her healthy cooking cuisine. Would I eat with her, absolutely not but we applaud those that start a marathon & come in last so let’s give her support

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@mimimichisi Dude, Where’s My Car!?
And then….. and then…. and then….. and then? Flipper replied ‘Just give me everything!’

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@alphafox Why do you not have friends?

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@alphafox 👍

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@TacticalStNick Remove the filter and be honest
McD’s is honest crap food
What’re you?

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@alphafox Yep, and you look great for it! Screw the naysayers
If it’s what you is, then you is it 🥰

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@sethRussel4 @The_RomaArmy You’re female identifying right