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Note to self

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

Your mom says she has postpartum depression.

[Naj @nf1vdO]

No child of mine is watching cartoons over Ferminator

[Fred @KonigFred_]

You’ve got engineers at Aston Martin that wake up every day and tell their families that they’re going to work.

[juls @svcline]

don’t introduce me to a lifestyle you cant maintain during ucl nights @FCBarcelona

[Ackerman 🌓 @Livaiackeeerman]

Le Barça de Flick a remplacé le sexe

[rizz | (xόρμι) 🐜 @lukfrizz]

hoy hace dos meses…

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

[Best Clips On X 🎥 @BestClipOnX]

mfs who pay for onlyfans

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

the hardest phase of dating as a guy is dating a girl whose entire mindset is shaped by her tiktok fyp and whatever her brain-dead hgs tell her 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That “New driver please be patient” sticker on your car means absolutely nothing to me. You merged onto the freeway. You’re one of us now. Lock in.

[miles (semi ia) @barcahira]

not everybody can be watching premier league some of us have to hold it down at liga mx

[Rooster @rooosterx]

Just saw my boy posted on slide 6 of his girlfriend’s Instagram dump. Brutal

[William “Big Willy” MacMillan @WilliamMac67]

“She’s out of your league”

Don’t you know everyone meets in the FA cup?

[Denver Summit FC @denversummitfc]

Just wait for Emma’s reaction to the quadruple meg 😅

[Mak @mak_aura]

so studies revealed that women can make wrong decisions at the molecular level 😭

[EMPEROR GARRY LIVES ON @KonaMMA_]

Hyped up my buddy to talk to a chick at the bar and she fucking maced him

[Coupe du Monde de la FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_fr]

Messi.

#FIFAWorldCup

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

“i hate all men” just gave me head first link