There's actually a much funnier reading of Wise's "I don't get girls," line that isn't just innocent male cluelessness but rather something more like this; after the park date and the coffee date, what's next is the movie date, and wholly convinced of both his role as the aspiring boyfriend and the movie buff, he insists on picking the movie. His treat.
Alas, he consistently makes picks like 'Beasts of No Nation (2015)' with a pitch like "It's a fascinating look into the plight of child soldiers in sub-Saharan Africa!" And unfortunately his zeal and passingly good looks means more girls decide to ignore their gut and begrudge him than not, and are then subjected to a protracted two-hour, immensely character-revealing struggle session followed by him going "God, Idris Elba makes an amazing father-figure-cum-cult-leader-cum-warlord-cum-sex-offender doesn't he?" And she slowly realize he suffers from an exotic, irreparable kind of sick-in-the-head that you deal with only by ghosting very unceremoniously.
In short, he's a terminal scarer of the hoes, and not enough people have been honest with him about it for him to have figured it out. In his mind, he cannot fathom that brilliantly cinematographic depictions of systematic human suffering wouldn't have mass-market appeal in the same way as, say, the Avengers, but out of being a pragmatist and a gentleman he doesn't see this as a fault with women, but rather his own understanding of them. It's a fight he's essentially thrown the towel in on, and has resorted to a mask of inoffensive amiability that we've only ever truly seen break when he had the movie date with Belle.
The humor, of course, comes from imagining him making a small talley mark in his mind as he does his taxes, and thinks "Maybe I should show the next one Eraserhead?"
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I hope one day that ZZZ players will grow up and confront the hate in their hearts and finally find it within themselves to forgive Wise Phaethon for the crime of being a completely regular guy with the audacity to show off a little motion sometimes. The reactions this guy prompts from literally anything he does is incredible. It's like some of y'all don't even have a concept of how to treat dudes at all.
Not every single dude is a twinky loser boyfailure who secretly wants to bone their dude friends, and neither are we all harem builder rizzmasters going through cooch like a gatling gun. Most of us are just John Everyman with a favorite pair of sneakers and jacket with a few odd hobbies and a job and a side hustle that guarantees pizza and beers on the weekend and a new computer by Christmas next year and sometimes the stars align and we get thrust into bizarre adventures that are new and exciting and scary as fuck but people are counting on you (most of all, yourself) so why not grit your teeth and lock in a little and hit a few cool poses while you're at it? They said the ride would be hard, not that it'd be boring. Good lord man y'all gotta chill.
I’m gonna be honest I feel like as someone who doesn’t care for wise much I know him better than half his fans. Like yes he’s going to try and aura farm he’s an awkward nerd. He used to do starlight poses
Pyrois will be the new power that the proxies will have; from what they said, it's like an invocation that will help them in combat
#ZenlessZoneZero#ゼンゼロ#ZZZ
@messmessiah_ I think it makes sense lmao, with white ysg's interest in him, his over reliance on fairy, and if you wanna take it a step further, it makes it possible to slot vivian as hana kurusu i feel lol
There's actually a much funnier reading of Wise's "I don't get girls," line that isn't just innocent male cluelessness but rather something more like this; after the park date and the coffee date, what's next is the movie date, and wholly convinced of both his role as the aspiring boyfriend and the movie buff, he insists on picking the movie. His treat.
Alas, he consistently makes picks like 'Beasts of No Nation (2015)' with a pitch like "It's a fascinating look into the plight of child soldiers in sub-Saharan Africa!" And unfortunately his zeal and passingly good looks means more girls decide to ignore their gut and begrudge him than not, and are then subjected to a protracted two-hour, immensely character-revealing struggle session followed by him going "God, Idris Elba makes an amazing father-figure-cum-cult-leader-cum-warlord-cum-sex-offender doesn't he?" And she slowly realize he suffers from an exotic, irreparable kind of sick-in-the-head that you deal with only by ghosting very unceremoniously.
In short, he's a terminal scarer of the hoes, and not enough people have been honest with him about it for him to have figured it out. In his mind, he cannot fathom that brilliantly cinematographic depictions of systematic human suffering wouldn't have mass-market appeal in the same way as, say, the Avengers, but out of being a pragmatist and a gentleman he doesn't see this as a fault with women, but rather his own understanding of them. It's a fight he's essentially thrown the towel in on, and has resorted to a mask of inoffensive amiability that we've only ever truly seen break when he had the movie date with Belle.
The humor, of course, comes from imagining him making a small talley mark in his mind as he does his taxes, and thinks "Maybe I should show the next one Eraserhead?"
It's a stretch but, Seth feeling betrayed after finding out his brother and colleagues have been keeping him in the dark about basically everything, turns in his badge and goes full vigilante
He could be ZZZ's nightwing with the electric attribute
It's a stretch but, Seth feeling betrayed after finding out his brother and colleagues have been keeping him in the dark about basically everything, turns in his badge and goes full vigilante
He could be ZZZ's nightwing with the electric attribute
Now that #wenginetwt has met its untimely demise i can now reveal that I actually draw zzz stuff and i ship wise and heddy, just throwing this out there to test the waters
#Wisezzz#zzzero