dame

i just be talkin

[Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd]

when you finally bag her and realize why she was single

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

For every girl you think is irreplaceable, there's another who will make you COMPLETELY forget her.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

They hate the concept of 50/50 while dating and in marriage, but they love the concept of 50/50 when it comes to divorces.

[juwon★ @_xxiel]

She asked for pictures of my new haircut when she didn't pay for it so I blocked her

[dame @d2amee]

@DennardDymiere already ordered them muddy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Florida man breaks down in tears while showing the house he built completely on his own at 36.

“no mortgage, no car payments, no light bill. i didn’t have to sell drugs to get this; i beat the game”

[J. @TheKingofReads]

Whenever I go to a Black owned restaurant and they charge me automatic 20% gratuity.

[dame @d2amee]

it’s like they don’t want you til you find the girl that’s NOT them

[piccolosees @lacethibx]

@KillaKreww I unfollowed cuz you married a nigga that couldn’t hit 4 threes when I needed it

[Miide Adams @adams_miide]

“Allah make my testicles strong” 😭

[ELiXR @ELiXR96]

@imagesaicouldnt LEAN SIPPIN MARK LAGNER

[♱ @Randz81K]

Still I rise fuck nigga

[vs @versuslll]

you not a young ho! you 27!

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Stay focused nigga

[:p @UnkleDell]

tismallah eating fried lamb chops at the homeless shelter

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Happy birthday to MLK I’m happy you ain’t here to see this shit nigga