jordan ☆

professional hater : emo mike wheeler truther

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

.⋆♱ — https://t.co/XQBCM9yD2c

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

nyc residents jumped a man for wearing a spurs jersey as well as throwing eggs at the players when they left the venue… no class

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

@mamasgoldenmilk i’m nosy tell me

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

saying this while being a sw**tie is hilarious

[Avicii Forever, TS13 and Superman / Nicholas Hoult @maxrush1821]

Olivia and Charli have such an energy of I'm not like the other girls vibe and I'm sick and tired of it. It coming off extremely pretentious and arrogant at this point.

[ava ⎕ 🫎 #lemonademouthtwt @90sfacelftv]

holy shit… this htdc art is has my jawdropped. by loserrsquad on tumblr!!

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

@foahtwt just plain ol racism LMFAO

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

i’m a spurs fan but like idk why did she feel the need to post this 😭

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

she’s so weird

[Selena Gomez Updates @selgnewsg]

Selena Gomez shades celebrities who attended the Knicks game like Taylor Swift, Hailey Bieber, Timothée Chalamet, Kylie Jenner, Tate Mcrae

"so funny how some are all the sudden fans though lol"

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

instead of assuming she has daddy issues let’s look at facts

she was a child star and had dan schneider was weird as fuck with her

[SNS 🇺🇸 @SNS_Anon]

I have a theory that her obsession with looking as tiny as possible is also tied to wanting to be infantilized and may be a somatic trauma response lol.

The fake baby voice, the oversized sweaters, the high school ponytail, acting like a shy little kid all the time, along with her constant need to ruin relationships, it feels like she might have had massive daddy issues growing up.

Maybe her dad walked out, or maybe there was a divorce, or something else happened, and her brain is basically stuck in this weird regressed child state because it feels safest there. Restricting her food probably also gives her a sense of control that she felt she lacked growing up because a lot of the time, EDs are about control.

It feels like she’s subconsciously recreating the trauma and separation loop because she witnessed it growing up and it feels comforting and familiar to her, it’s basically her brain somatizing the trauma. She targets taken men so she can orchestrate the separation herself and regain the control she didn’t have when her dad left.

But I could be wrong. I’m not even sure her dad left, but a lot of the stuff with Ariana just makes sense to me if that were the case lol.

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

YALL THE THRIFT GODS BLESSED ME TODAY

I FOUND A DYSON AIRWRAP FOR $12 AND IT WORKSSSSS

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

@awwabee YHANK U MAMA

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

it’s my balloon day !!!!

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

@thefieldscene THANK YEW 😛🫶🏻

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

@qleradin TANK U

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

@whimsywiseheart tysm hottie 🫪🫶🏻

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

conflicted atm. i currently live in an apartment and i love having 24/7 maintenance and a pool but id like more freedom to paint my walls and wish i had a backyard for my pups

[bibis. @purposry]

🚨PAPO SINCERO: vocês preferem morar em CASA ou APARTAMENTO?

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

wait until this guy finds out about gravity

[Quality Learing Center @qualitylearnc]

Why are they always saggy? What is going on in the American diet to make a 25 year old sag like this?

[jordan ☆ @d3ad9irlfriend]

@whimsywiseheart yes hello

[Gabr:* @sh_g00n]

I need Josh Hutrcherson religiously 😭 What a man, my god.