deadcrab

girl named ivy
priv: @poopfromabooty
nsfw and pro/darkshippers leave me alone plz

pfp @famiconic

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

*Jay tholen at my funeral*
My mom: Who is that 🤨
Me: thats oomf

[🌲🫎 moosetraps 🫎🌲 @clearanceee_ian]

#spaghettisauceandnoodlegroupswrappedaroundmyfork

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

@famiconic WOW!

[rivers cuomo @famiconic]

hi

[Tyler Glaiel @TylerGlaiel]

Whoever owns the rights to The Oregon Trail messed up by not making a friendslop spinoff of it by now

[elp 🖤💙 (happy robot month!) @ElpFillbots]

Tom Holland on set of "Rhythm Heaven"

[Milanjorim (comm open) @milanjorim7]

Tom Holland on set of ‘DON'T STARVE ’.

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

stuck in my cabana living on jaronas and blow

[Berk🇧🇷 - comms closed @Berker584536]

Tom Holland on set of 'Mewgenics!'

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

@pigeoncel unc

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Official look at Spider-Feet from ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

MF DOOM:
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

ME:
this guys clever as fuck

NOSE DRAKE:
you used to call me on my smell phone

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

@sunsetoverroses HIII

[Gary @garydunggy]

Holy shit

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

if u use ur phone on rides they van ejaculate u from the park

[ivolka @ivolkaoriginal]

#mewgenics #mewgenicstwt

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

@cooper39_2079 this happened to me too wtf

[WebJ23 🫧🩵 @WebJ23_]

Tom Holland on set of ‘EARTHBOUND’.

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

@jaytholen 👀👀👀

[deadcrab @d3adcrabz]

@JohnSilksong i did.