Derek

[Derek @D3R3KP]

@riotproject it would Be easy to aim for, Being Tampax red and all haha.

[Derek @D3R3KP]

@riot_luv 2 ideas for costumes and 1 badass coffin. #PBR
http://t.co/G5nFdvzp (cont) http://t.co/DO3PDbGQ

[Derek @D3R3KP]

@gdwelko 1990 U.s. open

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

#its2012whyyoustill trying to sign onto AOL... oh wait, nevermind... you're listening to dubstep.

[Chelsea @xAtomic_Applex]

Gotta love the type of inlaws that can't say anything nice! #keepittoyourself I don't say what is wrong with your house!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

They say child birth is the most painful thing in the world... more painful than not drinking for 9 months?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I am have come to terms with the fact that my car will always need one more cup holder.

[Derek @D3R3KP]

#thisisgreat!!! Must be #oppositeday.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 per night

[dose. @dose]

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller, it releases endorphins. Headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

One of the best things about growing up in the 90's was the Scholastic Book Fair.

[Chelsea @xAtomic_Applex]

Don't you just love dirty #welfare cases!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an iPhone.

[Derek @D3R3KP]

You know hank that hurts. RT @BigHank89: #FF @J0shuaaJames @barberic666 @J_largent666 @shafdawg20 @michannnz @EricGORE

[Derek @D3R3KP]

#ff #these #piiiimps @xAtomic_Applex @EricGORE @BigHank89 @J0shuaaJames @shafdawg20 @randycullins (cont) http://t.co/xn2uRacd

[Derek @D3R3KP]

Damn! Monday?! #sadstorybro RT @shafdawg20: I feel like its going to be a "two pots of coffee" day. #fuckmondays

[Derek @D3R3KP]

@EricGORE I don't know if you have heard... http://t.co/BoZjp3gv

[Derek @D3R3KP]

Neat. RT @OMGFacts: Acid stomach is so powerful, it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week